SalamanderJoe said:
Final Fantasy has gradually been getting...not "worse", but maybe "out-dated".
Here's your problem right here. It IS getting worse. it's getting significantly worse. And the problem is the exact opposite of being out-dated, it's too... in-dated? It's following the rest of the industry too well. Final Fantasy was good when it was FANTASY, and not Final Fanfiction.
As soon as 7 came out and had characters with anime eyes and Sephiroth's perfect hair, it was over. I don't even hate anime as an art form, I love Gurren Lagann, Cowboy Bebop, FLCL, Fullmetal Alchemist, and plenty of others. What I can't stand is that typical melodramatic soap opera crap where the hero has to be some angsty douchebag so the losers they're catering to can identify, and you always have to have the ADHD comic relief that makes you want to put a bullet through your temple, and the perfect girl who somehow puts up with your shit for 50 hours and will sleep with vacuous manchildren if they have nice hair or a cool scar. It's not the jRPGs are bad because they're Japanese, it's that that kind of badness is so common in Japanese nerd "culture."
To put it simply, the characters are everything wrong with Final Fantasy. The gameplay is fine, the plot could be fine with some work. The writing isn't THAT bad. But those characters, they're the ones that make me wish Square HQ felt a few aftershocks.
The sad part is FF12 was the best game since 6, but everyone hated it because the main character wasn't a loser, the romances involved actual adults, not to mention ones no otaku could live up to (Balthier is the best character is the series, period), the villain wasn't an alien or ancient evil or some mystical shit, he was just an asshole human, something I bet otaku don't want to be reminded exist, and there was some actual suspense in the plot, which probably completely flew over their heads. In other words, it wasn't that trite fanwank crap 7-10 were, and what do we get? 13. This is the kind of thing that makes me hate humanity. And to think for a significant portion of my life Square was my favorite developer. I still LOVE FF6, Chrono Trigger, Super Mario RPG, the Mana games, Front Mission 3, and many of Square's other good SNES and PS1 games, but they've been dead to me for a long time.
So what would I do? Simple, I'd hire Ted Woolsey to write the next game. And if he can only translate, there are plenty of decent Japanese writers and directors, like Watanabe Shinichiro, Arakawa Hiromu, Tsugumi Ohba. At least get Yoshinori Kitase back on scripting.
Oh, and burn every copy of Kingdom Hearts, format every source file, and send whoever wrote that garbage on a trip to the Marianas Trench. Disney didn't ruin Square, Square ruined Disney. Then invent a time machine, go back in time, and slap whoever wrote Star Ocean 3 in the face.