You took over the world....now what?
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Turn the White House into a Taco Bell, the Eiffel Tower into the world's biggest slide, Big Ben into an astronomy tower. Those first two are just for chuckles. Oh, oh! The Palace of Versailles would be a giant mirror fun house! Why? Well, to eliminate overcrowding in prisons, of course! The prisoners would be placed in the center of this gigantic, and hazardous, maze, and those who make it out alive are given the treat of being thrown back into prison. Hey, they get to live, right? Natural selection at its best.
Ah yes, and I would build a mansion in Venice. Or Barcelona. Lovely architecture.
Ah yes, and I would build a mansion in Venice. Or Barcelona. Lovely architecture.
One thing I'd do before anything else: Fix the fucking calender.
12 months, 30 days a month, weeks are 5 days long, the year starts on the Winter Solstice and we get 5 days (6 during a leap year) at the end of the year as a free week unassociated with any month, calling it Winter Break.
During Winter Break, Christmas (The commercial aspect, anyways, the religious component would have to get moved to the fourth day of the year in January) would be celebrated, and it would be open to all religions (Because, really, what part of Commercial Christmas exactly has anything to do with Christianity? Anyone want to tell me?). Wall Street would be shut down during this interlude, and all non-service (or emergency) institutions would be encouraged (but not mandated) to shut down during this time.
Holidays would, naturally, be adjusted ahead to fit the symbolic time of year at which they occurred. Holidays like Thanksgiving would just be reallocated, (last week of November, anyone got a problem with that?)
12 months, 30 days a month, weeks are 5 days long, the year starts on the Winter Solstice and we get 5 days (6 during a leap year) at the end of the year as a free week unassociated with any month, calling it Winter Break.
During Winter Break, Christmas (The commercial aspect, anyways, the religious component would have to get moved to the fourth day of the year in January) would be celebrated, and it would be open to all religions (Because, really, what part of Commercial Christmas exactly has anything to do with Christianity? Anyone want to tell me?). Wall Street would be shut down during this interlude, and all non-service (or emergency) institutions would be encouraged (but not mandated) to shut down during this time.
Holidays would, naturally, be adjusted ahead to fit the symbolic time of year at which they occurred. Holidays like Thanksgiving would just be reallocated, (last week of November, anyone got a problem with that?)
Build evil bases in all the cliche places ( in a volcano, base of ocean, deep forest, etc.), and add obvious design flaws to attract a ragtag bunch of misfits. I will then have an epic battle with them and once they have me beaten and on the ropes, I will pull a gun and kill them all.
Is that not what all evil overlords are supposed to do if they had any intelligence and no honor?
Is that not what all evil overlords are supposed to do if they had any intelligence and no honor?
...I think he's being ironic with a lot of those. And he hates one particular genre, not every genre that isn't his own. I think he's referring to people who will be all like "hurr that genre sucks because they do screaming in their songs hurr I'm not even going to listen to the music or even try it out because I dislike one thing about it and am incapable of opening my mind hurr". Just one example of that kind of person. Or people that will instantly hate on something that DOESN'T have screaming in it or bitchin guitar solos etc.
Eat the tacos in my slave-built mountain lair in peace with a copy of every book ever written with enough tinned rations to last me ten lifetimes and let the rest of the world go and do whatever the hell they want to do.
First order of business would be to get rid of Kotick, then make Valve work on HL2: ep3 and after that, whatever my heart pleases.
Make a sandwich. Taking over the world is hungry business. I mean really, you've got the world in your hand, it ain't going anywhere, let's be practical. Do you want to fulfill your fantasies when your belly is grumbling? How would that look in front of your minions and citizens when delivering your victory speech? I say, it is sandwich time!
Honestly, I would just collect everything I could possibly ever want, go to my beautiful and newly built mansion, and tell the world "Go nuts, you bloody fruitcakes. I don't care what you do. Finally, I can live alone and in peace without every mutant defective and their cousin screaming in my face about how their lives suck, a topic I could not care less about." Followed by a dramatic spin where I walk into my mansion and lock the doors....and arm the defensive laser turrets.
Or I would just quietly retreat into the mansion and see what happens when people see their leashes have been taken off.
Or I would just quietly retreat into the mansion and see what happens when people see their leashes have been taken off.
Brutally and mercilessly eradicate: Socialists, Progressives, Communists, Marxists, Maoists, basically everyone who doesn't understand the reality-based appeal of liberty, free markets, and government regulation with wisdom. Once enemies of freedom and global development are gone, I set every country in the world up as a freely operation "state" who still answers to me. The rule of the day will be self-reliance, personal and business responsibility and the embracing of free market economics.
My government will control: courts, corruption, defense, infrastructure, and State money will be invested in space travel/exploration
Any hint of socialists of liberals who are for creating "utopias" or punishing businesses because "we should" will bring down my mighty hammer of publicly broadcast torment and execution
My government will control: courts, corruption, defense, infrastructure, and State money will be invested in space travel/exploration
Any hint of socialists of liberals who are for creating "utopias" or punishing businesses because "we should" will bring down my mighty hammer of publicly broadcast torment and execution
daywalker1776's Dictatorship lifespan?Dirzzit said:
3 YEARS!!! before bankruptcy and mass death!!!
Hooray for mindless communism!
Wherever you are, whatever you're doing, just picture me there right now giving you a high five. *clap*Drakmeire said:
Anyway. Have a week right before shark week dedicated to TRON, and a week right after shark week dedicated to Proffesor Layton. The entire month of May will be dedicated to Star Wars, and the entire month of September will be dedicated to The Beatles.
I would only implement one policy: cap the planet's population at 1 billion people, and force all nations to implement a plan for reaching this goal within one-hundred years using strict breeding controls (as opposed to, say, euthanization or eugenics or anything like that).
We've reached the point in our technological development that we just don't need that much manual labor anymore, and our labor needs are only going to decrease as time goes on. Also, reducing the population will put political power back in the hands of the masses, since the individual won't be nearly as expendable as they were back in the 6-7 billion people days.
Reducing the human population will also greatly decrease the strain humanity exerts on the environment, and make it much easier to meet our food and water needs in the foreseeable future.
We've reached the point in our technological development that we just don't need that much manual labor anymore, and our labor needs are only going to decrease as time goes on. Also, reducing the population will put political power back in the hands of the masses, since the individual won't be nearly as expendable as they were back in the 6-7 billion people days.
Reducing the human population will also greatly decrease the strain humanity exerts on the environment, and make it much easier to meet our food and water needs in the foreseeable future.
I suddenly rule the world, eh?
Well, first order of business: Maniacal Evil Laugh. A good, long, loud one. Preferably beginning with 'MUA HA' and continuing in that vein, possibly with a few pauses to take a breath.
Second order of business: Get those tacos. Laugh again.
Third: Construct giant floating zeppelin base, from which I can launch Metal Gear-esque robots and old school biplanes with lasers attached to them. Also build indestructible suit of armour to protect against the inevitable backlash of me being ruler of the world.
Well, first order of business: Maniacal Evil Laugh. A good, long, loud one. Preferably beginning with 'MUA HA' and continuing in that vein, possibly with a few pauses to take a breath.
Second order of business: Get those tacos. Laugh again.
Third: Construct giant floating zeppelin base, from which I can launch Metal Gear-esque robots and old school biplanes with lasers attached to them. Also build indestructible suit of armour to protect against the inevitable backlash of me being ruler of the world.
