I have 3 choices.
Harvest Moon
All the fun of farming with none of the mess, spend all day watering my crops, eating strange mushrooms you find in the forest and wooing women by giving them fish and rocks. Fall in love with the stand offish redhead but marry the brunnette. The only problem being that each season only lasts 10 days each, can't imagine having a long life there.
Animal Crossing
What is there to do in Animal Crossing? Nothing. No work, no stress, yeah you have to pay Tom Nook back for your house but he hardly pressures you for the cash and after a few upgrades you are pretty much living in a mansion anyway. A life of luxury if you like and all your neighbours are cute animals. I love animals.
Mass Effect
I'd be one of those NPC's that stand completely still whenever Shepard walks past, not moving not talking just staring at the person opposite me and then whenever he/she moves on making fun of him/her behind their back because of the colour of the armour he/she is wearing. And if I'm feeling mischevous I may sport a blue box and then send him/her on a completely pointless sidequest.