your avatar as a weapon

[Mersadeon]

I get the MYSTERIOUS STRANGER. The guy that is unkillable, able to teleport everywhere he wants, wielding a Magnum that kills everything in 1-3 shots? Yeah, that guy would protect me. Also: Trench coat and a hat. And a cigarette, so I guess in 60 years, when he finally dies of lung cancer, I would be screwed.

 

[Daedalus1942]

While reading Ickorus' "Your weapon in the zombie apocalypse (with a twist)" thread, read it, its awesome, I saw a post by FreelanceButler that said, and I quote, "I originally though it meant your avatar was your weapon. That would've been awesome." I agreed with him. So here it is, your avatar as a weapon in the zombie apocalypse!

Note: If your avatar is a person, creature, etc, you get them as a bodyguard. So I guess I get a Space Marine terminator with lightning claws.

FUCK YES!!!!!!!

Okay... well I'm screwed. My avatar is a xenomorph. There is NO way that it would protect me as a bodyguard. It would likely just as soon eat through my skull rather than stop my brain from being eaten by zombies.

 

[trog08]

Oh dear... I am soooo boned...

 

[AngelicSven]

Well, I'm dead but every second will be hilarious till I die.
I suppose Leo's safe as he's a cat, lucky animals. >.>

 

[Thyunda]

I get an Armoured Core. Neat.

 

[Xanadu84]

You guys get something to help fight the little battles...thats cool.

I get the tools for the ultimate subjugation of humanity! MWA HAHAHAHAHAA!

 

[Matvejs]

me, i kill with a skate 5-0's

 

[Sjakie]

I am so screwed...until i convince him to start producing weapons grade nuclear material with his reactor.

 

[Bob_Bobbington]

Oh great, I get Blackadder and Baldrick. I just need to wait for those faithful words:

"I have a cunning plan..."

 

[MadCapMunchkin]

I get a twisted, evil Japanese man in a green suit wielding an awesome flute...trumpet...dagger, yeah, dagger...*cough*

 

[Dirti]

Im safe i get a dancing murloc,
his dance is almost hypnotic.

 

[Jake the Snake]

So I get Amy, Rory, River and The Doctor!? KOOL!

 

[dee_dubs]

So let me get this straight. Friend Computer is my bodyguard. Friend computer, the absolute ruler of Alpha Complex, with it's limitless numbers of cloned troops armed with energy weapons, legions of combat capable robots and labs full of mad scientists always working on newer and better ways to kill large numbers of creatures? Granted, the troops are just as likely to kill themselves and each other, the robots are mostly demented cleaning droids, and it was probably someone from R&D who created the zombie virus in the first place, but I'm still liking this plan.

 

[Offworlder_v1legacy]

You mean I get Fieldy? Awesome!
We would destroy the zombies with the power of METAL!

 

[IHateDaManSkirt]

I get a magical something-or-other. Cool? I'm not sure!

you sir, get an acid-trip. x3

A magic acid-trip of destruction! ...It totally owns everything alive...ever...besides...Chuck Norris.

 

[oppp7]

I get the ability to kill everything around me with knives, no matter how many there are. And when I'm done I can steal health from them.

Fuck yes!

 

[akibawall95]

I get an epic robotic dog FTW!

 

[oranger]

A hellgate london paladin? unkillable!

 

[m.zajac]

A templar... hmmm...

 

[felixdan1]

yay i get a giant lol statue that crushes things XD