your avatar as a weapon

[Dirti]

Im safe i get a dancing murloc,
his dance is almost hypnotic.

 

[Jake the Snake]

So I get Amy, Rory, River and The Doctor!? KOOL!

 

[dee_dubs]

So let me get this straight. Friend Computer is my bodyguard. Friend computer, the absolute ruler of Alpha Complex, with it's limitless numbers of cloned troops armed with energy weapons, legions of combat capable robots and labs full of mad scientists always working on newer and better ways to kill large numbers of creatures? Granted, the troops are just as likely to kill themselves and each other, the robots are mostly demented cleaning droids, and it was probably someone from R&D who created the zombie virus in the first place, but I'm still liking this plan.

 

[Offworlder_v1legacy]

You mean I get Fieldy? Awesome!
We would destroy the zombies with the power of METAL!

 

[IHateDaManSkirt]

I get a magical something-or-other. Cool? I'm not sure!

you sir, get an acid-trip. x3

A magic acid-trip of destruction! ...It totally owns everything alive...ever...besides...Chuck Norris.

 

[oppp7]

I get the ability to kill everything around me with knives, no matter how many there are. And when I'm done I can steal health from them.

Fuck yes!

 

[akibawall95]

I get an epic robotic dog FTW!

 

[oranger]

A hellgate london paladin? unkillable!

 

[m.zajac]

A templar... hmmm...

 

[felixdan1]

yay i get a giant lol statue that crushes things XD

 

[Piflik]

A whole galaxy...did I win?

 

[Eren Murtaugh]

Hopper from A Bug's Life? I suppose if I..who am I kidding? I'm boned. So hard...

 

[WinkyTheGreat]

Even C4 couldn't stop this gopher. How would zombies do it?

 

[marginal]

Score!

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

I got a cellular device.

Pray for me.

 

[Mastercylinder]

I get a scary borg... thingy.

 

[killcheese]

a disc golf frisbee, could be worse i guess. Also i get to work on my throw so when the apocalypse is over i will pwn all at frolf!!!

 

[killcheese]

Score!

you sir. WIN!

 

[Harlemura]

Thread about something I said and I only come in on the twelfth page. Hell to the yeah.

If his skills in the Scott Pilgrim game are in play, I guess I'm fine with Stephen Stills being my bodyguard.

Seriously, look at him go!
If we're going off of his game version, I guess I'd get his Knives attack too.

Pointy fun for the whole family.

Damn, I love .gifs...

 

[Omnific One]

I get House? Hell yes. He would destroy my enemies with sarcasm.