your avatar as a weapon

[Treeinthewoods]

If my avatar is a virtual representation of me, does that mean I get myself as my bodyguard?

So confused, at least when my brain explodes from thinking about it the zombies won't get a snack.

 

[daftalchemist]

My weapon is a virus. I will infect all!!!

 

[AwesomeFerret]

Sweet, I get a ferret endowed with all the powers of the internet. I can start by pwn-ing, then rofl-ing them into the ground, then finish off with shoop da woop!

 

[Kajt]

I get... Ayu.

I think I'm going to be the bodyguard instead of her...

 

[The Invisible Goldfish]

If my avatar is a virtual representation of me, does that mean I get myself as my bodyguard?

So confused, at least when my brain explodes from thinking about it the zombies won't get a snack.

You get the avatar of yourself, yes. So there are now 2 of you.

 

[subject_87]

An abstract emblem I threw together in Flash would be an awful weapon in pretty much any combat situation.

 

[Aiden_the-Joker1]

Oh yes I have Dr Insano he will protect me.... with SCIENCE.

 

[Aloran]

I get...Jelly!

 

[Helimocopter]

So do i get the power of nothing?
which is basically the power of everything?

or am i just boned beyond boned

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

I get Boris Johnson? Sweet, he can chase down any enemies on his bike, stutter at them, call them oiks and disrupt their free health service. At least there'll be more buses for me to escape on.

 

[tehbeard]

Yup, i'm gona be just fine.

Unless the zombies are a mutagenic/parasitic race from an another galaxy that can only be killed by destroying their food source.

 

[Berserker119]

...I get a hungover guy. Really useful.

My guy's still drunk. Still drinking. I suppose I get a bottle, but still.

 

[Abedeus]

A half-naked bald man with epic beard and drill-like eyes summoning Mechs using sheer willpower?

Yeah, I'll take that.

 

[Sacman]

so I have a 13 year old girl who can manipulate events in the real world over the internet... that's awesome...

 

[Treeinthewoods]

If my avatar is a virtual representation of me, does that mean I get myself as my bodyguard?

So confused, at least when my brain explodes from thinking about it the zombies won't get a snack.

You get the avatar of yourself, yes. So there are now 2 of you.

Since you get the killer marine with mega lightning claws is it cool if we hang out with you? My avatar doesn't even have any weapons...

 

[I Max95]

power armor!
id be unstoppable

 

[mexicola]

So I get 5 guys bashing zombies with their guitars. If L4D2 is to is to be believed I'll do aright.

 

[The Invisible Goldfish]

So do i get the power of nothing?
which is basically the power of everything?

or am i just boned beyond boned

You get the power of an empty vacuum of space. So yes, your boned.

 

[lacktheknack]

I...AM...SOOOOO...DEAD!

Spoiler: rant for fabian

god dammit. change your avatar. i swear, all the new people have this fucking avatar! good thing the avatar police is here.

here, go to this site and get a new fucking avatar
http://senorgif.com

or use one of these if you need a ZP avatar for some reason

http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&q=zero+punctuation+avatars&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1280&bih=709

anyway, i would easily survive. it's a fucking spinzaku, no one can stand up to its might.

THERE you are, I was looking for you on this thread.