your avatar as a weapon

[HT_Black]

I get the guy who stood up to the tall man.

...Maybe we can sneak out, or something.

 

[GBlair88]

Mine could either be very handy or else I'd be fucked.

 

[J40kfan15]

I get a Black Templar of the Adaptis Astartis armored with a power sword, bolter, enhanced with many artifacial organs, and speed enhanced power armor so yea.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Oh Atheismo! I have Zapp Brannigan, at least I could run further and faster, and he might fill up a few, unless they're after brainsd, then I'm still screwed.

But he defeated the Kill-bot uprising!

...by exceeding their kill capacity with his own troops. Never mind.

I think Willy could take care of a few, but I don't live near any water, and he might get full after a while. Bambi might be able to knock some over, though.

 

[The Invisible Goldfish]

Depending on my avatars choice of side, I'm either going to be fine, or going to be screwed.

Your avatar always helps you, so you'll be okay.

 

[dorkette1990]

I get.... a commissar as a bodyguard? Sweet!

 

[Jark212]

I get the Frog-God of Eternal Happiness???

I'll never need to worry about the morale of my survivor group again...

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I get a nearly all powerful wish granting Dragon. Awesome!!

 

[Evilsanta]

Ummm....An evil Santa...I cant really comment on offense capabillites. Maybe he's got some evil elfs and evil toys to help me out.

 

[Mr. Omega]

TWIN DRAGONS, MOTHERF***ERS! We shall ride through the skies setting fire to those foolish zombies! I'm set. Ooooooh yeah... now all I need is lightning powers and a giant robot and that fufils ALMOST all of my childhood fantasies...

 

[HTID Raver]

lol i dont think the beatles would be much protection

 

[XJ-0461]

I've got Clank. If all else fails, I can pick him up and use his helicopter blades to slice my enemies into paste. And after that's done, I can wear him like a backpack!

 

[Larkin99]

I get...Assassin's Guild?

Not bad, not bad.

 

[Stewardesses]

Well, I have Altair and a Dragon rider; I'm set.

 

[barash]

J.C. Denton! - No worries, we'll have the global zombie conspiracy mopped up by noon ^_^

 

[TehAudioSurfer]

Well, I have McGruff the Crime Dog. We'll take a bite out of er...zombie crime?

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

I get a Prarie Dog with an M60. Nice!

 

[noble cookie]

Awwww yeahhh, Jorge FTW!

 

[FolkLikePanda]

I could attack people with the sharp points of the letters or club them to death.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Unless my avatar is decorating a sword and shield (specifically the Master Sword and the Hylian Shield), I'm pretty screwed.