your avatar as a weapon

[DeepComet5581]

I get Dorian Gray...

WHO IS INVINCIBLE...

Technically.

 

[alloneword]

I get a critical hit. Endless critical hits. In my hand, even a toothpick is a deadly weapon.

 

[Jiefu]

I plan for every contingency.

 

[Krafty_Krocodile]

i get a hip thrusting storm trooper? NICEEE

 

[ShakerSilver]

I get Mega Man as a bodyguard? SWEET!

 

[Exocet]

An angry space nazi with a whole fleet of star ships to give backup and act as supply line.
Comes standard with assault rifle with underbarrel shotgun and a gas mask+armored battle suit.I would feel threatened by the zombie horde,but honestly,if any get close,I have gunships and tanks to give me a hand.

 

[Endocrom]

Doesn't look like much but it represents no less than 6000 men, women and children ready to stand up when called on

at least one of them has a helicopter, woo!

 

[Get Jiggy]

A jiggy?
I'm buggered.

 

[WrcklessIntent]

Yaaaay, Mi-Mi-Mikuru BEAAAAAAAM!

Even the Terminator can't stand up to her in a fight

Alright please tell me what anime this is.

O.T. So i get Blink-182 as my body gaurds.
Fuck yes! We can rock it out and I'm pretty Travis has to have atleast a few guns.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

YESSSI GOT GIR!!!! He has a samich in his head so I am not screwed!

 

[smashmaniac64]

i get a good boy ^_^....which whenever attacked allows attacks to go through him which would mean i get attacked directly, great >_>

 

[BOBdotEXE]

i'm good to go!
cheesy, but effective!

 

[zHellas]

Note: If your avatar is a person, creature, etc, you get them as a bodyguard. So I guess I get a Space Marine terminator with lightning claws.

FUCK YES!!!!!!!

So... I get a Genie, but one that's a Literal Genie(like he'll take your wishes 100% literally unless you try to state them in a way that blocks out some loopholes, but he'll try to find others).

This kinda sucks.

 

[thublihnk]

I get the awesome power of nothingness.

I'm not sure if that's kickass or lame.

 

[elcamino41383]

Domo will eat everyone, Jaws style. Epic

 

[headphonegirl]

[looks at the anime version of herself]

I'm doomed

 

[Yawwy]

Snorlax,use Body Slam!
...
No,I said Body Slam!Stop going to sleep!Goddamnit Snorlax!

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

Sweet so I get Detective Sam Tyler (John Simm) as my partner in the zombie apocalypse? I'm happy! ^_^ John Simm is like ultimo boy crush >.> <.<

 

[Tsunimo]

I GET THE TARDIS!!!!

 

[Socius]

well...
Option A: I get V? YES!
Option B: I get a MIB? YES!
Option C: I get a 4chaner? NOOOO!
Option D: All of the above? YES!