your avatar as a weapon

[MetroidNut]

I get a space dreadnought bristling with atomic missiles. Yes, this will do nicely.

 

[Zach Steadman]

I get a near immortal superstrong, super fast, instantly regenerating homunculus with diamond hard skin.

 

[Bitter]

I get magnetic letters and a board.

Which sounds unimpressive, until you remember that you can kill zombies by spelling words.

 

[crimson sickle2]

So I get a Cyber version of the Grim Reaper who can shoot lasers and whose scythe is the size of most medium sized buildings. For once I'm glad he's my avatar I just choose him because I couldn't think of anything else that wasn't already taken.

 

[ShoopDaToaster]

I get to be a Duke Nukem Fsjal vs the zamby apocolypse.
ALWAYS BET ON DUKE(fsjal)

 

[joshuaayt]

Oh, grand. I get a *picture* I took and uploaded of my 2.B.A Master CD case. I'm sure the zombies would appreciate the unique stylin's (Sorry, an advertisement FOR the unique stylin's) of tangentially pokemon related music.
Ugh. Oh well, I'm actually slightly better off than some folk here. And, hey, Deadpool didn't mind being a Zombie too much. He was crazy happy, all afloat on that boat, for eternity. And then, no doubt, the ocean floor.

 

[KingPiccolOwned]

Why I have the absolute best thing for fighting the undead... Stronger undead.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

...I get a hungover guy. Really useful.

Nono, you have "Bait"

OT: Sweet, my avatar is adorable to a weaponised level.

 

[KingPiccolOwned]

Yaaaay, Mi-Mi-Mikuru BEAAAAAAAM!

Even the Terminator can't stand up to her in a fight

He did survive that blast if you recall.

 

[sirkai007]

Does my avatar mean I win?

 

[NonyaZ]

I dont even know what my avatar is...

 

[KingPiccolOwned]

I get.... a commissar as a bodyguard? Sweet!

Wouldn't a commissar just make you fight yourself? Or shoot you whichever.

 

[oppp7]

I'm glad my avatar isn't still Drip. I mean, he sucks at fighting zombies. Although that wasn't in his Lust form, where he might last a little longer.

Then again, he'd probably rape me instead of protect me from zombies.

 

[Naheal]

Hmm...

Hayate's easily the single most powerful blaster in Nanoha and also has the wolkenritter on top of that... so, yeah.

 

[dorkette1990]

I get.... a commissar as a bodyguard? Sweet!

Wouldn't a commissar just make you fight yourself? Or shoot you whichever.

Darn, you're right. Aw, I'm the body guard then.

 

[Sangtrain]

Batchu fears no Zombies...Batchu only fears Batchu.

 

[KingPiccolOwned]

i get a chibi alpha marine with a bolt gun!?! HELL YESS!
my stratagy for survival in a zombie apocalypse
1.make space marines
2.make chaos marines
3.DELETED BY ORDER OF THE INQUISITION!
4.?????????
5.PROFIT!!!

I believe step four would be "Enslave the zombie horde (through the ruinous powers) to exterminate the rest of humanity".

 

[KingPiccolOwned]

I get.... a commissar as a bodyguard? Sweet!

Wouldn't a commissar just make you fight yourself? Or shoot you whichever.

Darn, you're right. Aw, I'm the body guard then.

Of course if you could convince them you were a member of the Administratum (or whichever is the military one) you could get them to make an army for you.

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

So I get a ton of awesome people as body guards? Sophitia, Mugen, Spike, Lelouch, Lloyd, and Felix. I don't think there's anything that could stand against me.

I beg to differ.

How so? The guardian of a Greek God, a samurai, a bounty hunter, a kid who can control people and is an expert strategist, an incredibly strong swordsman, and another really strong swordsman with the power of earth. I don't think even your Wolverine and Batman could beat that.

 

[diablo523]

Mal Reynolds, in Drag, with his badass pistol. Not only would he be a kickass bodyguard, but the way I sounded that sounded like the best possible way to play Clue.