your avatar as a weapon

[RAMBO22]

Awesome.

I get John J. Rambo, who (according to the Rambo series), can hide his entire body inside a mud cave and then jump out of hiding and end someones life.

But it doesn't stop there, apparently I also get exploding arrows that can explode Soviet Helicopters with a single hit.

Those zombies never stood a chance against my avatars bad acting and good, unrealistic shooting.

 

[Wait...What]

I get Pinky and The Brain...FUCKYEAH

 

[brucelee13245]

ha hello kitty with an ak47, im good to kill, with cuddlyness!!

 

[crazybombard]

I get the medic from TF2, Infinite heals and a bone saw/ syringe gun.
Fuck yeah

 

[xmbts]

My bodyguard is actually a bodyguard.
It's also a robot that can shoot mouth bullets.
It will be a good apocalypse.

 

[Tdc2182]

Son of a *****...

 

[deonte9109]

Awesome

 

[Kranay]

I get a flying rhinoceros. I don't know what to say.

 

[Guttural Engagement]

While reading Ickorus' "Your weapon in the zombie apocalypse (with a twist)" thread, read it, its awesome, I saw a post by FreelanceButler that said, and I quote, "I originally though it meant your avatar was your weapon. That would've been awesome." I agreed with him. So here it is, your avatar as a weapon in the zombie apocalypse!

Note: If your avatar is a person, creature, etc, you get them as a bodyguard. So I guess I get a Space Marine terminator with lightning claws.

FUCK YES!!!!!!!

I get a dude who drowns everything with Eye Blood?!?! SICK!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Paulie92]

So I get Ian Anderson... at least we'd have good conversation

 

[Deadlock Radium]

So I get a hot girl with invisible arms that can tear people to shreds?

..Sweet.

Elfen Lied?

I get an otaku with big boobs that's scared of everything and is stupid as hell. Oh joy.
But she can dance like a god.

Hope you don't mind me asking, who is that and where's she from?

Nankyoku Sakura from Penguin Musume Heart.

 

[Elburzito]

Why would I use my avatar as a weapon!?
He would probably sell all my possessions!

And look dam snazzy while doing it, God I love pawn stars

DAMN Right! It's one of my favorite shows at the moment.

 

[vallorn]

i get a chibi alpha marine with a bolt gun!?! HELL YESS!
my stratagy for survival in a zombie apocalypse
1.make space marines
2.make chaos marines
3.DELETED BY ORDER OF THE INQUISITION!
4.?????????
5.PROFIT!!!

I believe step four would be "Enslave the zombie horde (through the ruinous powers) to exterminate the rest of humanity".

step 4 is a secret! (ok, its destroy the imperium with the nurgle zombies only too backstab them at the last minute and establish Tzeentch as ruler supreme of the universe.)
happy now? i gave you my formula for universal conquest...

 

[Azure Sky]

Dual guitars? Sweet.

Under the basis on FLCL, I envy you. =(

OT:
I get a ridiculously strong swordsman as a bodyguard? Noice. ^^

 

[sylekage]

So, basically, my avatar is an Avatar. Avatar Roku that is. Master of all four elemants, capable of bending them to his will? Hell Yes. I wouldn't have to worry about anything.

 

[Yoshemo]

I get to look amusing as I die a horrible death

 

[klakkat]

I get a Tank riding a Unicorn. I have no idea how the fuck that's going to help me in any situation, since it'd be a bit odd for a zombie to protect me from other zombies. I suppose if *I* was the tank and had a unicorn to ride, that'd be pretty fucking sweet.

 

[nightwolf667]

I get the moron brothers?

FUUUUUUUUU....

oh well, at least the sex'll be good (I am female) and who knows, maybe that ambient stupidity field will be enough to throw off the zombies...

 

[SinisterGehe]

Well apparently I got my own eye infused with demonic powers... Hey! I think I made the zombies ?Win?

 

[captaincabbage]

Gah shit. I get Garfield as a bodyguard. Could I count him as a weapon? since I could probably throw him at the zombies.