your avatar as a weapon

[karhell]

I get the whole Rahabin clan to protect me.

Cool!

But it would only work at night.

Drag.

I get RAZIEL. MOTHERFUCKING SOUL REAVER! YEAH!

So it unfolds... And we are a step closer to our destinies.

A teleporting heartless vampire with a tendency towards time travel and altering probabilities ?
I guess I should be fine

 

[Mordwyl]

I get a demigod with control over the element of earth and untampered solid forms. Not too shabby.

 

[Michael826]

I get Dani Filth. I'll deafen those zombies with some sweet-as-fuck black metal. Yay.

 

[Mister Swift]

You can't beat the cube. Your concussion awaits...

 

[nelsonr100]

A drunken hobo and clown hallucination are most likely not going to be very useful...

 

[Eternalsun]

NOT 1 BUT 2 IRON MANS! Im invincible!

 

[wolfskin]

Malcolm Reynolds, bring it bitches

 

[fjelding]

I suppose that one can do worse than Rock-Nukes....

 

[mr perki]

Ssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaakkkkkkkeeeeee I think ill be safe

 

[jj90]

two doves carrying hand grenades, bring it on wooop

 

[SalamanderJoe]

hmmm, well I guess the bottom pigeon is immobile so my weapon is already 50% less effective...

 

[KingTiger]

I get a King Tiger heavy battle tank for a weapon

Start running >D

 

[Cobbs]

Mentok the Mindtaker as my bodyguard? I think I'm kinda set.
BOO WEE OOP!

 

[GWarface]

2 russian girls with Kalashnikovs? Hell, i think i'll have a party when the apocalypse finally comes...

 

[Deleted]

I would feel like a third wheel when next to the ultimate animal duo...

 

[KingTiger]

YOU ARE ALL DOOMED!!!

hahaha xD He will make the zombies pay one Gazillion bazillion billion dollars, or he will fire the Lazooor! Good choice for a body guard.

 

[Eijarel]

err, i get a to stare zombies to death??? cute-over-dosage always kills zombies <3

 

[Gunjack65]

Ladys and gentlemen, I belive you dont stand a chance.

 

[SillyGodDisco]

Ladys and gentlemen, I belive you dont stand a chance.

You sir have won.

But I have Zack. That's also win.

 

[Avarith]

I got the worlds greatest assassin, though a darkelf like Drizzit is his only weakness. Oh well I bet being in our world means he is even more bad ass or I might be boned.
(waves a flag.) Go Entreri.

Nice.

If nothing else, I will not die... unless he wants me dead. Then I might be screwed.

Haha, yeah, basically keep on his good side, or at least Jarlaxle's good side.

True but if I have both him and Jarlaxle I might be safe, if nothing else I can just stay near them and hope they do not kill me while they deal with the zombies. They might even give me something to defend myself with. Safe maybe not, bad ass most defiantly.