your avatar as a weapon

[Lissa-QUON]

i win bodyguard wise.

Provided of course they don't kill each other.

 

[Lissa-QUON]

I guess I get a King of an Ex-Planet who misses his train, is still dress by his mother but is still popular with his subjects.

So...I am not really sure how this affects a zombie apocalypse...I get a (ex)planet to hide on?

 

[masher]

I got the worlds greatest assassin, though a darkelf like Drizzit is his only weakness. Oh well I bet being in our world means he is even more bad ass or I might be boned.
(waves a flag.) Go Entreri.

Nice.

If nothing else, I will not die... unless he wants me dead. Then I might be screwed.

Haha, yeah, basically keep on his good side, or at least Jarlaxle's good side.

True but if I have both him and Jarlaxle I might be safe, if nothing else I can just stay near them and hope they do not kill me while they deal with the zombies. They might even give me something to defend myself with. Safe maybe not, bad ass most defiantly.

Oh yes, most definitely. Also, it'd just be beautiful to watch them artfully clear out cannon fodder.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Survival! Kazaa! I have use of the Ultimate Chimera! Nothing will touch me! One bite and they fly to the offscreen! And, you know, die, haha...

 

[JoJo Bizzaro 7]

I get a monkey.
<font color=red>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

 

[Foxbat Flyer]

I get a dude handing me a pistol... Because its the only way... it actually suits this thread

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

I get the whole Rahabin clan to protect me.

Cool!

But it would only work at night.

Drag.

I get RAZIEL. MOTHERFUCKING SOUL REAVER! YEAH!

So it unfolds... And we are a step closer to our destinies.

A teleporting heartless vampire with a tendency towards time travel and altering probabilities ?
I guess I should be fine

This pretty much means we're going to be fighting forever, then.

 

[Mr. Gency]

Heh, heh... I feel sorry for the zombie that kills Sarah.

 

[evilwhiteboy]

I have the a Rick Roll.............B.A

 

[GrimTuesday]

I have Gregor Clegane, The Moutain that Rides. The Westeros equivalent to a fucking tank.

 

[u4527646]

I get a crow...but it's Edgar Allan Poe's crow, so maybe he can drive zombies crazy with it's "never more".

Edgar Allen Poe's Crow? From his famous poem "The Crow"??

yup, that's the one

Sorry this is a while between posts... I was actually being a bit sarcastic... See the poem is called "The Raven" and it features no crows at all...

 

[Jim From Accounting]

hmm i got a kick ass helicopter i is safe

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

I get Amuro from Gundam's UC universe. I guess I could do worse than a veteran newtype soldier, although it would be better if he came with some kind of a mobile suit -- even a Rick Dias would be fine...

 

[lukenhiumur]

well, i get Tenacious D.
this won't end well.(on the plus side, we got the B.O.D.)

 

[God's Clown]

Honestly, I don't think I will ever lose. I have an infinite army of Gary Busey. It is literally impossible for me to lose. Completely. I will destroy the universe.

 

[Nexoram]

I get a Pikachu? Awesome! I get to be able to power machines, as well as zap zombies. This is good!

Oh yeah? MUDKIPZ!

 

[FaithorFire]

I get an awesome man who guided civil rights...
and his Sega Dreamcast controller to throw at enemies!!

EDIT: My second line avatar is Porkins.
my third line avatar is the definition of awesomeness on skates, Wendel Clark
http://www.downgoesbrown.com/search/label/Top%2017%20Wendel%20Clark%20Moments

I think I have a strong lineup after the King

 

[FLegmA]

Alien Hominid....
Fuck yeah!

 

[numidium]

so I get a glass of water with a baseball cap from an educational video

 

[Dimitriov]

I get a sandworm, now I just gotta hope I can ride it Fremen style or I'll have an even bigger problem than zombies!