your avatar as a weapon

[Monsteval]

I get Darkrai as a bodyguard... Awesome!

Now I can pull everyone in a different dimension and just get away

 

[Sweetlew]

I get the Sun Titan. Even if I die, he brings me right back.

 

[KaiRai]

Bollocks. I get a skydiving Jesus. How will this aid me when the apocalypse comes!?

 

[neoontime]

Yes!!!
Just try to match its sexiness!

 

[hyperhammy]

I get a Pikachu? Awesome! I get to be able to power machines, as well as zap zombies. This is good!

Oh yeah? MUDKIPZ!

Spoiler

Sorry, I just had to do that!
OT: Nice, a squirrel!

 

[Nixzilla]

Yay I get Revan to help me this wont even count as a battle or a problem for that matter

 

[Ossian]

The pen is mightier than the sword.

 

[Crimson_Dragoon]

I get Zero? Yeah, I'm good with that. Heck, he's a robot so I don't even need to share my scarce food supplies with him.

 

[nutmeggles]

I recently changed my avatar from Kenpachi looking pissed to Patrick Bateman, complete with chainsaw!

I regret NOTHING!

 

[crimson5pheonix]

MISTER PILGRIM!
Yeah, I guess I'll take the ultimate Canadian fighter...

 

[Jedamethis]

...I get a hungover guy. Really useful.

At least you have thumbs...

At least yours can actually do stuff! Mine's not even a living thing!

Those look like sharp corners though...
Mine's just fluffy!

 

[Trifixion]

Avatar: "A new power is rising. Its victory is at hand!"

Me: "Yes, yes, I know. It's the zombies. So what are we going to do about them?"

Avatar: "We send them...TO WAR!!!!"

Me: "Er...what?"

Avatar: "Witless worm, it is my hand that guides them! They shall leave none alive! There shall be no dawn for Men!"

Me: "Oh. Yeah...um...I'll just be hiding up here on the roof of Orthanc for a while, okay? Zombies are notoriously bad climbers..."

Avatar: "I would advise you not to let the giant eagles crap on you."

 

[rokkolpo]

i win bodyguard wise.

Provided of course they don't kill each other.

hmmm good point.
well......let's hope they'll take alot of enemies with them when they do.

 

[zenoaugustus]

"I'M RICK JAMES *****! Enjoy yourself!

UNITY!

FUCK YOUR COUCH NIGGA! FUCK YOUR COUCH!"

That's why. Rick James would beat your ass. Or just forget about you beating his, because cocaine's a hell of a drug.

 

[Daestar]

I'm sure Admiral Ackbar is totally capable when armed with a tarp.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Maybe the edges of the sign are sharp...

 

[SecretSmoke]

Zero, epic win, considering that any version of zombies (0r anything) in that game invariably winds up dieing in fire, ice, lightning, and explosions I'd say I'd be just about invulnerable ;3 (or I suppose I get Z saber, also epic, epic win lolz)

 

[Dane Tesston]

Probably be cool for a little while, but then he might try to kill me. Considering the ,ahem, hostile take over of a criminal organization.

 

[Absimilliard]

So I get Bart Simpson as a bodyguard? I'm dead...
(Though of course, in a zombie situation, you don't actually have to run faster than the zombies. You just have to run faster than the slowest person in your group...)

 

[Blitzkrieg64]

Well, I've got a anthropomorphic cheetah now. Not too bad if I say so myself.