I would be the guy who got so disappointed at something stupid that someone did he put his hand through his own face and got it stuck, so now he has to walk around with his hand stick out the back of his head, which in hindsight would be a pretty silly thing, so it could be like karma for being rude to someone or something. I'm sure i could find a way to make money from my unique "condition" however, as well as making use of it to make people who do stupid shit feel shame.