I am the synthesis of elven gods, I am alpha and omega, and I bestow funnel hats on little elven boys. I think the triforce beats a flaming anime chick, especially if ganondorf is channeling. That's one thing that always got me. If they all possess pieces of the triforce, how come gannon is so FUCKING UNBEATABLE until 15 fectchquests later? Oh OT: Try beating the hylian form of jesus on a rock, baby!
Edit: Damn, now I have to beat the sun. DON'T WORRY FOLKS, I apparently have the power to make some guy turn everything into twilight, effectively putting a DIMMER SWITCH on yah! Can't beat the dimmer switch!