Your awesome last words.

[999realthings]

I found the meaning to life and why we are here, it's...*dies*

 

[viking97]

/ragequit (effortlessly pronouncing a slash)

 

[Truniron]

Perhaps one of these:

(the funny): In a moment I´l either see God greeting me into heaven, a man in white robe greeting me into the place where all god atheist go after death or Roger, the local gravedigger, screaming for help as I eat his brain as a living dead.

(the reference): Lying in a comfortable bed, while drinking a Diamond Dust (link to the drink: http://www.thedrunkenmoogle.com/search/Diamond). (Once the glass is empty I will say: It´s good, isn´t it?

 

[bartholen_v1legacy]

"Respawning in 9..."
"Inglourious Basterds still sucks"
"I don't have time for this"
"I'm too old for this shit"
"OBEYYYYYYYY!!!!"

 

[MrCalypso]

"You know I had something dramatic planned for this moment....but for the life of me...I can't remember what it is...."

 

[Philip Petrunak]

"Billy, put the gun dow-"

 

[mega48man]

hmmmmmm....

"....son..."
yeah dad?
"if you scratch my gran torino i'll fucking kill you" DEAD

wake back up "and teach your kids some god damn decency" DEAD again

awesome movie.

 

[Mr Fixit]

"If this doesn't work then i'll see you all in HELL!!!" Yeah i think that would cover most things for me.
or
"It doesn't look that dangerous"

 

[ssgt splatter]

Oh great, now I have to make a deal with the devil all over again.

 

[Hawgh]

"*Cough*...Exactly as I planned".

"Whoops".

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

AAAAAA Billy Mays!

 

[Toaster Hunter]

"Re-spawn in 3...2...1..."

 

[flyhawk]

"Not a single fuck was given that day" @ the end of the world because I will live forever!

 

[IKSA]

''Well here I go back to my universe too bad earth was funny place''

Or if someone kills me

''Dammit I'm allergic *the material of weapon or bullets if gun*''

 

[IamLEAM1983]

"I hid my magnum opus under the-"

Or, um, "Goddamn, do I wish life came with a trainer from CheatHappens..."

Or "Look up Dinobot's last speech from Beast Wars and pretend I just quoted Shakespeare."

Seriously, I think Steve Jobs' last words took the cake, though. Just so long as I never hear of people making long faces of abject terror and whispering "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!" before they die.

 

[Sarry1433]

DONT open the fridge.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Yes! I am INVINCIBLE!!!

You are now invincible forever. Just remember to stay in a cold climate.

OT: "Respawning in-"

"Respawning in 9..."

Damn ninjas...