Your awesome last words.

[ssgt splatter]

Oh great, now I have to make a deal with the devil all over again.

 

[Hawgh]

"*Cough*...Exactly as I planned".

"Whoops".

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

AAAAAA Billy Mays!

 

[Toaster Hunter]

"Re-spawn in 3...2...1..."

 

[flyhawk]

"Not a single fuck was given that day" @ the end of the world because I will live forever!

 

[IKSA]

''Well here I go back to my universe too bad earth was funny place''

Or if someone kills me

''Dammit I'm allergic *the material of weapon or bullets if gun*''

 

[IamLEAM1983]

"I hid my magnum opus under the-"

Or, um, "Goddamn, do I wish life came with a trainer from CheatHappens..."

Or "Look up Dinobot's last speech from Beast Wars and pretend I just quoted Shakespeare."

Seriously, I think Steve Jobs' last words took the cake, though. Just so long as I never hear of people making long faces of abject terror and whispering "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!" before they die.

 

[Sarry1433]

DONT open the fridge.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Yes! I am INVINCIBLE!!!

You are now invincible forever. Just remember to stay in a cold climate.

OT: "Respawning in-"

"Respawning in 9..."

Damn ninjas...

 

[Zhadramekel]

"I'll see you again sooner than you think"

 

[Mrmac23]

If i'm in a basic humorous mood at the time:
"Thank you, thank you, you've been a wonderful audience."
If i'm feeling annoyed at the time:
"Knowing my luck, we're going to develop immortality tomorrow."
If i feel like scaring people:
"I can see the other side. There is nothing there."
If i'm just bored:
"...Well this sucks."

 

[Wushu Panda]

"fine, but im taking you with me"

 

[Daffy F]

"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!!"

And to think I thought I had a good idea. Bugger. Failing what you said:
"I'M IMMORTAL!" It would be pleasantly ironic.

 

[VyseRogueKing]

I would have to quote Code Ment for one of the most awesome death speeches of all time for a character that hasn't even died yet.

"So this is how ends. Well then listen to me you stupid idiots. I am undefeatable. You can never stop me! DEATH IS ONLY THE BEGINNING!... NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME. I'll SEE YOU IN HELL!
If possible followed by an explosion and someone shouting to another. "That guy was the man!" That would make it that much sweeter.

 

[Roofstone]

Make sure you cremate me before you bury me.. In cement! I don't wanna be no damn zombie.

And if I get mortally wounded I will run around shouting: "Woop woop woop!"