Your best friend joins a bat shit insane cult, What do you do?

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slap him until he comes out of it or keep him locked up in my basement until he grows out of his suicide cult phase
 

Jaythulhu

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My best mate joined the scientologists. I cut all contact with him. Creepy-arse cults and their members can go to buggery, for all I care.
 

klakkat

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I find a new friend. Fuck, their choices, and if I can't stand them anymore that's their own damn fault (and I will tell them so).
 

Zing

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My Best friend is a smart guy, it would never happen. He's about as anti-religious as they come.
 

Socius

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Depends what kind of batshit-insane we are talking, Religious, Political or sexuall.
I think the later would agree most with me, and my friends for that matter. I consider the rightwing party in Norway (frp) to be Batshit-insane with their silly views and missunderstanding about how the world works, hapilly however, most of my friends (and 2/3 of the general popullation) agrees with me. If anyone I knew joineda religious batshit-insane cult I would let them keep going, I mean, all religion is senseless anyway.

I herby claim the title: the batshit-Insane!
it's awesome.
 

biGBum333

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infiltrate the cult. take all their stuff. then convince your friend to make like a bannana and split
 

neoontime

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They're my best friend and there stupid enough to join a cult. I think I would stoped being friends with them a while ago.
 

Toasted Nuts

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If it was my best friend knowing what we are like together i'd just say:

"Mate..... really??? ...... REALLY??? A cult???... you have got to be takin the piss!!"

That would bring him to his senses.
 

tomtom94

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I take the same stance as for all religions: don't care, so long as they keep it private. If they start preaching shit at me then I try and correct them, if they don't stop, I disown them.
 

Wieke

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Warn the authorities? I mean, suicide-cult people, that's serious.

Plus i have a hard time picturing my best friend doing something like this, he is quite skeptical.
 

darkstarangel

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Thats true in the sense that the term cult actually means 'following' hence cult movies, cult games et.
If your a regular on this forum then your apart of the escapist cult. You can use their forums just dont drink anything they offer you.
 

darkstarangel

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But seriously though, assuming your american go to the cops about it. Im sure theres a particular task force set up for dangerous suicide/terrorist cults.
 

slightly evil

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Signa said:
Fry his brain with logic. If the only reason the cult appeals to him is because it makes him feel good, tell him to get drunk or high, because at least he can keep his shit and not die.
I think this would do it, although it depends what they're like on alcohol, it'd probably be much easier to talk them out of it on canabis
wow, drugs and politics go well together, who would have thought?