Your Biggest Epic Fail

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MercurySteam

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We've all failed epicly at some point in our lives but which of them would be the most memorable?

Mine: I had just been to the local shop and I was on my Razor scooter, scootering down a hill when I saw a gap in the footpath that was filled up with stones. They were putting in driveways and I figured I'd make it. I was wrong. I flipped off my scooter and fell on the bag I was carrying and squashed my jam doughnut.

Your turn.
 

Erana

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My sister's friend was murdered, and I misheard her, thinking she said, "Mad." So I went on merrily chatting while she was suffering from feelings of loss and fear of knowing that a murderer with access to her workplace was still loose.
I didn't find out 'till the next day...
 

TaborMallory

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I managed to moderately scar my left leg, lightly scar my right elbow, lightly gouge my right knee, and scrape the living hell out of my left wrist from crashing on my bike while riding at roughly the speed of a brisk walk, while I was riding to Taco Bell. It was almost exactly two years after I got a concussion while riding to Carl's Jr. An anniversary, if you will. An anniversary of bike-riding-to-a-fast-food-restaurant-fail.
 

sirdanrhodes

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Trying to order off Amazon (Halo 3 ODST), and have them say the card was declined this morning.

Is that a me fail for using Amazon, or is it Amazon fail?
 

Accountfailed

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sirdanrhodes said:
Trying to order off Amazon (Halo 3 ODST), and have them say the card was declined this morning.

Is that a me fail for using Amazon, or is it Amazon fail?
nah, that's you fail for wanting to buy HALO:ODST :p
 

GrimFandango92

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i was at a school camp and a girl walked past me while i took a picture, he cruch was visible in the photo (apparently) and as she walked off i said thanks alot sacasticly they took the camera off me later deleted the photo, this was in yr 9 so from then and till the end of year 10 people called me a stalker, freak, perv, spat on me, threw rocks, food, chunks of ice. and i lost most of my friends.

TWO
I was waiting for a bus at 7:50, school started at 9
i wailted until 9:20 then the bus filnally came, it was me and this old guy.
as i let him on the bus first he paid and walked inside...then his pants fell down and he moved one leg every 4 seconds, i had enough time to count it, the bus arrived at 9:40 when my first class was close to ending.

THREE
I had a week to do a project and I had to print ot off. went to my printer, no ink, got ink, broken printer. go to school to get it printed, wrong format, i decide to go to an internet cafe to get it printed, i walk in 40* for an hour since the main road is closed, i get their and it costs me $17.50 to get 5 sheets printed out

FOUR
I was going out for my girlfriends Bday, i was all good, new shirt, hair looking good, aftershave the works, then i slip on a puddle of piss and fall right on my back, i can't get up for a while and it was alot of piss. after cleaning it up and changing into the most bright ugly shirt their is (yellow & brown strips on red, its my dads T.T) I go to put on my shoes and a cat had shit in them, I don't even have a cat. I just called my Girlfriend and said I was working that night and I made it up to her
 

sirdanrhodes

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Accountfailed said:
sirdanrhodes said:
Trying to order off Amazon (Halo 3 ODST), and have them say the card was declined this morning.

Is that a me fail for using Amazon, or is it Amazon fail?
nah, that's you fail for wanting to buy HALO:ODST :p
I thought it looked good ¬_¬
 

Dragon_of_red

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Pretty much every oral report I've ever given.
Its not as bad as one of my friends, His first 2 words out of his mouth were "Good Morning", which he manages to a ball breaker on each word, so funny, so epic
 

Christemo

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steam downloading a new patch for WaW, i was hoping it finally was map pack 3 for the pc. guess what? now i cant open the game in singleplayer/co-op. good job steam...


besides that, buying Warhammer Online.
 

Housebroken Lunatic

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I was 14 or 15 (don't remember) and came at high speed on my moped/vespa/scooter/whatever the hell you call it in english down a long slope in the road. The road turned just after this slope. I had a very minute moment in slowing down and tried to turn, but I noticed that I had hit a large patch of gravel on the side of the road. Meaing of course that No matter how sharply I tried to turn, me and my vehicle still careend straight forward and out into the side road ditch.

Felt like a really epic faliure...