Your "catch phrase"
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"oh great"
"ain't that a load of sh*t"
"evil laughing" which i do way to much
there are more but these are the ones i can think of now
"ain't that a load of sh*t"
"evil laughing" which i do way to much
there are more but these are the ones i can think of now
As a trainee chef my catch=phrases have now become long strings of swear words when anything (however minor) goes wrong.
For example the head chef finished an order and the waitress came in, looked at it and said; "They wanted white bread with the salmon" which is simple thing to change, remove brown bread, cut more white bread, place on plate. The head chef instead responded with:-
"Oh bollocks! ... Cock sucker, bastard... fucking hell... ****!" she also wasn't very impressed that I spent the next five minutes laughing my head off.
For example the head chef finished an order and the waitress came in, looked at it and said; "They wanted white bread with the salmon" which is simple thing to change, remove brown bread, cut more white bread, place on plate. The head chef instead responded with:-
"Oh bollocks! ... Cock sucker, bastard... fucking hell... ****!" she also wasn't very impressed that I spent the next five minutes laughing my head off.
Personally, I prefer to use smart-ass one liners. Catchphrases I normally use tend to b pretty vulger as is, such as 'Son of a *****' or 'Are you fucking kidding me?' or 'Fuck on a Fucking Fucksickle. I do have a versatile one I use when someone tries being a smart-ass with me; "Words cannot express how much I hate you...actually, those one's did it pretty well." I bit long, but it gets the point across.
"My advice is to start drinking heavily."
"Make it look like an accident."
"And of course, this is not legal advice."
"I'm getting too old for this shit." This statement is becoming depressingly accurate as time goes by.
Stolen from a good friend, used when life is going less well than someone hoped - "The graveyard is full of people who'd LOVE to be dealing with this crap."
"Make it look like an accident."
"And of course, this is not legal advice."
"I'm getting too old for this shit." This statement is becoming depressingly accurate as time goes by.
Stolen from a good friend, used when life is going less well than someone hoped - "The graveyard is full of people who'd LOVE to be dealing with this crap."
I try not to have any specific catchphrases. Stifles creativity with insults.
But I do kind of use "shitting Christ in a diaper" more than I should.
But I do kind of use "shitting Christ in a diaper" more than I should.
I add face to words, also I like to add time to things
like baconface munchytime.
this would be the way I describe the consumption of bacon
like baconface munchytime.
this would be the way I describe the consumption of bacon
Depends on context.
Most of the time it'll be one of the following:
'Oh... here's trouble.' - when anyone enters the room.
'Huh... clever, very clever.' - when anyone (including myself) has just fucked something up.
'Oh dear... right, we're leaving.' - when someone has just pissed someone else off in proximity.
And this is my equivalent of 'Start running, asshole':
'Random. Acts. Of. Violence.'
Most of the time it'll be one of the following:
'Oh... here's trouble.' - when anyone enters the room.
'Huh... clever, very clever.' - when anyone (including myself) has just fucked something up.
'Oh dear... right, we're leaving.' - when someone has just pissed someone else off in proximity.
And this is my equivalent of 'Start running, asshole':
'Random. Acts. Of. Violence.'
I tend to say either derp or hurr durr if someone says or does something stupid infront of me. I also tend to express surprise with "the hell?" or "the fuck?", removing the what part for some reason.
"That's appropriate." is something I usually say in response to just about anything.
Sometimes I'll add "..and business." at the end of a sentence. I use it in the same way one would use 'etc.'
Sometimes I'll add "..and business." at the end of a sentence. I use it in the same way one would use 'etc.'
"No Dice" - My personal catchphrase when I own someone hard.
"May as May as" - Basicly it means, if you have to do it, may as do it now then later.
"For the greater good!" - I have good morality so ya!
Thats most of them, but I may have more.
"May as May as" - Basicly it means, if you have to do it, may as do it now then later.
"For the greater good!" - I have good morality so ya!
Thats most of them, but I may have more.