Your "catch phrase"

[Wolfhowl the shadow lurker]

"oh great"

"ain't that a load of sh*t"

"evil laughing" which i do way to much

there are more but these are the ones i can think of now

 

[Rusman]

As a trainee chef my catch=phrases have now become long strings of swear words when anything (however minor) goes wrong.
For example the head chef finished an order and the waitress came in, looked at it and said; "They wanted white bread with the salmon" which is simple thing to change, remove brown bread, cut more white bread, place on plate. The head chef instead responded with:-
"Oh bollocks! ... Cock sucker, bastard... fucking hell... ****!" she also wasn't very impressed that I spent the next five minutes laughing my head off.

 

[Smurfy 0151]

Personally, I prefer to use smart-ass one liners. Catchphrases I normally use tend to b pretty vulger as is, such as 'Son of a *****' or 'Are you fucking kidding me?' or 'Fuck on a Fucking Fucksickle. I do have a versatile one I use when someone tries being a smart-ass with me; "Words cannot express how much I hate you...actually, those one's did it pretty well." I bit long, but it gets the point across.

 

[Alpha Maeko]

"Indeed."

 

[Haagrum]

"My advice is to start drinking heavily."

"Make it look like an accident."

"And of course, this is not legal advice."

"I'm getting too old for this shit." This statement is becoming depressingly accurate as time goes by.

Stolen from a good friend, used when life is going less well than someone hoped - "The graveyard is full of people who'd LOVE to be dealing with this crap."

 

[Purkki]

I usually use these
"Rock rock", it fits in every situation.
"Well fuck." Calm realization of something going wrong.

 

[Mikaze]

"Curses!" as a general catch-all for swear words.
"Inferal *noun*" when something specific is annoying.

And general flowery overstatements in ridiculous language about absolutely anything for my own amusement.

 

[lokiduck]

I used to have long and confusing password, but later I switched to the more easier one...

"Poke."

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I try not to have any specific catchphrases. Stifles creativity with insults.

But I do kind of use "shitting Christ in a diaper" more than I should.

 

[The_Emperor]

I add face to words, also I like to add time to things

like baconface munchytime.

this would be the way I describe the consumption of bacon

 

[Deadyawn]

I personally like "There's only one thing to do in a situation like this...sleep on it!" Also whenever anyone insults me (which happens frequently around the kinds friends I have) I'll usually counter with "screw you" or somesuch.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Depends on context.

Most of the time it'll be one of the following:

'Oh... here's trouble.' - when anyone enters the room.
'Huh... clever, very clever.' - when anyone (including myself) has just fucked something up.
'Oh dear... right, we're leaving.' - when someone has just pissed someone else off in proximity.

And this is my equivalent of 'Start running, asshole':

'Random. Acts. Of. Violence.'

 

[Dracowrath]

I tend to say either derp or hurr durr if someone says or does something stupid infront of me. I also tend to express surprise with "the hell?" or "the fuck?", removing the what part for some reason.

 

[Sansha]

I have several.

"Vengeance burns!"

"Win if you can, lose if you must, always cheat."

"It's so easy when you're evil."

 

[Queen Michael]

"Förvisso." It's a formal Swedish expression that means "Admittedly, this is true."

 

[TheLoneBeet]

"That's appropriate." is something I usually say in response to just about anything.

Sometimes I'll add "..and business." at the end of a sentence. I use it in the same way one would use 'etc.'

 

[Maeta]

mine these days has become 'gah, fuck it!' and 'fuck it all...', whereas in the golden old days it was more like a casual 'fuck off(!)' in incredulity at things... ah i miss those innocent, polite days...

 

[StormShaun]

"No Dice" - My personal catchphrase when I own someone hard.

"May as May as" - Basicly it means, if you have to do it, may as do it now then later.

"For the greater good!" - I have good morality so ya!

Thats most of them, but I may have more.

 

[Sniperyeti]

My favourite would have to be "People are morons", generally said after the majority does anything I disagree with

 

[JollyJoker]

"Why would you do such a thing?"
"Yah Winnin'?"
"Keep up the good work"

I also have a habit of giving cards that are completely wrong, such as if it's someones birthday, I'd buy them a get well soon card, and stuff like that. I gave a friend of mine for their wedding a "Sorry for your loss" card, I was quite proud of that one xD.