Your "catch phrase"

[Sniperyeti]

My favourite would have to be "People are morons", generally said after the majority does anything I disagree with

 

[JollyJoker]

"Why would you do such a thing?"
"Yah Winnin'?"
"Keep up the good work"

I also have a habit of giving cards that are completely wrong, such as if it's someones birthday, I'd buy them a get well soon card, and stuff like that. I gave a friend of mine for their wedding a "Sorry for your loss" card, I was quite proud of that one xD.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

"This is boring, take off your clothes."

It's something I say very often but mostly around my boyfriend or close friends since they won't get weirded out.

 

[Hoplon]

Got to have a hobby haven't you.

 

[Matt East]

"Oh Son Of A *****", and a health helping of "************", not original, but I'm the only person in my social circle who says either of them frequently, so yeah.

 

[LordRoyal]

"Oh joy" sarcastically.

Not the most original thing to say but whatever

 

[AngloDoom]

"It's fine. FINE." - Usually spoken in the midst of some chaotic event I've caused upon myself.

"...Good." - After someone ends a long, boring anecdote or says something I don't understand.

 

[Not Enough Gun]

"(friends name) to me!" when trying to get a friends attention.

"no worries" instead of 'you're welcome'.

 

[freakylarzzy]

don't worry, it'll be okay
those 2 mostly, people around me tend to make every little detail into a wailing problem, when i only see a solution...
so don't worry chaps, it'll be okay

 

[Sunrider]

If befitting the situation, I use this

Spoiler: Ah fuck. I cant believe you've done this.

 

[Sunrider]

If befitting the situation, I use this

Spoiler: Ah fuck. I cant believe you've done this.

 

[Auninteligentname]

When people are impatient, or waiting for something, I often say: "Patience, young padawan".

 

[Project_Xii]

"Ye gods", and at work I use phrases like "Sweet as" and "No probs" a lot.

I do hate myself sometimes, but I'd still rather be corny then some dero mong who screams "F***EN AWESOME C***" in public cause he thinks it's hilarious.

 

[DMShade]

I have two.

"You people make me look sane!"
and
*Putting hands together as if to measure the distance of something* "I care abooout..." *Hands turn into double middle fingers* "...THIS much, okay?"

 

[No_Remainders]

If something really weird happens it's "What the fiery shite was that?"

If someone does something stupid (Like last night in the Ireland v Slovakia match, when Shay Given [Irish goalkeeper] threw the ball about three feet away and then picked it up [you're not allowed do that]) I shout "What in the name of flaming bollocks was he thinking?"

 

[Shilefin]

'Move your ass, we've got to save this burning brothel'

I Can't think of anything else.

 

[Generic_Username]

"Meh." and
"Awesome." (used ironically)

 

[Superior Mind]

My manner of speaking seems quite odd to most, I like using antiquated or uncommon verbiage which throws some people off. I also have a habit of replacing common swear words with different swear words that don't quite work; example instead of "son of a *****" I'll say "son of a fuck/shit/****".

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

Closest thing to a catch phrase I have is "Sounds like a plan"

 

[BlueRawen]

Cool, Cool Cool Cool. Totally stolen from Abed but whatever.