Your Dark Net Secret

[Bigbomb94]

I used to play the horrible game Endless Online and my brother is the original owner of the much sold and much hacked account 'Jikkl', much hacked and much sold due to having the much coveted and only turtle costume in the game.

Much.

You just reminded me that I actually played that game. But then I got banned for using a money cheat. But who wouldn't, everything in that game was stupidly expensive. Since there's so many people just waiting for enemies to spawn made it harder to get any drops/items/gold, it was just one giant clusterf**k. I stopped playing MMORPGs for a while after that game.

OT: I guess the banned Endless Online account would count. Oh, and a Neopets account.

 

[Ed130 The Vanguard]

I'm a beta reader for a pony fanfiction.

What?

 

[Hemlet]

I think I may have a fanfiction.net account with a terrible and unfinished Teen Titans fic under this user name or one very close to it.

I was also banned from GaiaOnline for "phishing", in that one day I realized how much I didn't care about anything on the site and passed off my username and password to someone else.

I also had the obligatory Runescape account that I don't even remember the name of.

Fairly certain I had a Neopets account way back in the day too.

Nothing too terrible or shocking really, I'm kinda disappointed with myself.

EDIT: I just looked up my Escapist username on fanfiction.net and yes, that account IS still there. If anyone wants to laugh at a fanfiction plagued with "still in highschool but wanna be a writer" syndrome, go right ahead.

 

[-Adracko-]

I had an old website that went by the name of pwn-pwner....

 

[Apollo45]

I made an absolutely horrific Freewebs site as a kid...

Oh. My. God.

I think I love you. I've been trying to think of the name of the site I made two (I think) really shitty, bloody awful "websites" on.

I've just found one of them thanks to you, Jesus fuck, what on earth went through my head?!

Sadly, they've long since deleted my Halo PC clan. We were {SE} Snipers Elite, and we were fucking awesome (for a bunch of 13 year olds playing Halo). Seriously though, by our unofficial count we were something like 100 wins-13 losses in clan matches. Heh, you can still find our Halo 2 clan forums here [http://z8.invisionfree.com/Snipers_Elite_Halo_2/index.php?s=6c67979aa68788d0e12ff7bc96de0b37&act=idx] for those interested.

Edit: Ha! After some clever backtracking I did find the original website. I forgot I turned it into a Star Wars RPG site, but here [http://www.freewebs.com/ender4571/links.htm] are some of the original pages, and if you click on some of the navigation buttons on the left it'll probably take you to the Star Wars RPG site.

What else.. I used to write Star Wars fan fiction... And Stargate fan fiction... Some Halo fan fics... Harry Potter... And other things I'd rather not mention. Shit, who am I kidding, I still write fan fiction.

 

[ImperialSunlight]

I'm a furry. And I'm not telling you any of my accounts because... well...

They're quite NSFW

Also, I played runescape up until last year when they introduced gamebreaking microtransactions.

 

[twistedmic]

I write fanfiction,(Evangelion, Harry Potter, Young Justice and iCarly), when not distracted by work, home-life (i.e. video games or tv) or online stuff (reading fanfic or porn). I am not ashamed of my writing, and hope to eventually get myself motivated to work on original story/novel ideas.
If anyone cares, the link to my fanfic.net page is here- http://www.fanfiction.net/u/589613/twistedmic

 

[Twilight_guy]

Nothing that I can say in front of young children.... or old children... or adults... or dogs.

Nothing springs to mind as incredibly embarrassing. I have embarrassing stuff but I've smart enough to not upload them to the internet... yet.

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

While I'm not ashamed of having a TvTropes account, I must say I'm ashamed of something I did with it. During a fit of depression over the death of someone I quite liked, I made a complete ass of myself in the process of a totally pointless gesture that fucked up an otherwise good day for a lot of people. While I don't want to get too specific here, I'm sure that a few fellow tropers will recognize who I am and what I did.

On a more lighthearted note, my old Fanfiction.net account doesn't exactly contain my best writing. It's here, if you want a cheap laugh at my expense. [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1522015/LoneHoundoom]

And lest anyone get the wrong impression: I do not ever intend to update that account, ever again. This is not a plug. I am seriously inviting everyone here to have a go at my old crap.

 

[ReadyAmyFire]

British touring car championship forums?
How...why...whut.

Yeh, I'm a massive motorsports nerd, I lurk probably half a dozen other sites but don't hold accounts with them.

Surprised you'd be on a dating site, judging by your profile picture . Just saying...

Thank you

 

[Karoshi]

Know these shitty F2P MMOs? I played them, all of them. In the last 5 years I have tried at least 14 MMOs of varying degree of bad. I know that the next MMO is going to be horrible too... but I can't keep my fingers away from them.

Also, I occasionally enjoy surfing the /adv board on 4chan, drink the tears of the weak and the pitiful and sometimes marvel at the absurdity of some posts. Absolutely fascinating.

 

[not_you]

I used to write fanfics for a number of universes...
"Path Unknown" was what I went by...

kinda disappointed with myself, but, I was only 15 when I started... that's my excuse I'm sticking to it...

 

[Bassik]

A mate of mine put a stupid but funny film on youtube where he was playing with his cat.
I did this to it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq4QIXuBMqg

Yeah..

 

[Helmholtz Watson]

Nope sorry, I'm the only Helmholtz Watson there is. If somebody tell you different, they are lying. And don't believe the rumor that there is a book called Brave New World, because its a lie created by the the false god Henry Ford! ;P

 

[Ickorus]

I used to play the horrible game Endless Online and my brother is the original owner of the much sold and much hacked account 'Jikkl', much hacked and much sold due to having the much coveted and only turtle costume in the game.

Much.

You just reminded me that I actually played that game. But then I got banned for using a money cheat. But who wouldn't, everything in that game was stupidly expensive. Since there's so many people just waiting for enemies to spawn made it harder to get any drops/items/gold, it was just one giant clusterf**k. I stopped playing MMORPGs for a while after that game.

OT: I guess the banned Endless Online account would count. Oh, and a Neopets account.

Someone I knew on the game accidentally discovered that bug and duplicated literally billions of gold which was then distributed among friends, myself being one of them, I didn't get banned for it but they did take away the lions share of the gold after a while; I still had about 400k more than I started with so no complaint from me on that count.

I quit the game when I got a computer that could handle literally anything else because the drama and immaturity of most of the player-base was just unbearable.

Met my first girlfriend through the IRC channel on there though so it wasn't all terrible I guess.

And yes, she was a real girl, not one of those 'fake' girls we keep hearing about.

 

[Charli]

I guess it's that I draw fanart on Deviantart. I don't really advertise it but if someone recognizes me I won't deny it either.

It's therapeutic to me.

I dunno, some days I feel like I should be more adventurous but I really am a boring sod.

 

[Bloodstain]

I play MapleStory, I have been playing it for years.
I met my first girlfriend on MapleStory, actually. I am not ashamed. Nor am I ashamed of frequenting 4chan.

>sex... yes please lol....male
>symptons.....ocd(obsessive compulsive dissorder), add (attention defisete dissorder)

As someone who actually has OCD, and as as grammar nazi[footnote]Admittedly, mentioning the latter may be redundant.[/footnote], I am offended by this lexicographical mess.

EDIT: I also have several accounts on sites which are highly NSFW and probably considered weird or even disgusting by most people. I probably shouldn't elaborate.

 

[A Weakgeek]

I play MapleStory, I have been playing it for years.
I met my first girlfriend on MapleStory, actually. I am not ashamed.

>sex... yes please lol....male
>symptons.....ocd(obsessive compulsive dissorder), add (attention defisete dissorder)

As someone who actually has OCD, and as as grammar nazi[footnote]Admittedly, mentioning the latter may be redundant.[/footnote], I am offended by this lexicographical mess.

Damn, Matthew is a fuckin' player. He's juggling around with like 4 girls in the guestbook there.
EDIT: make that like 10

 

[EHKOS]

I've got an account on the dimensionsmagazine forums so I could get access to the forum library. I've never made a post and don't intend to though.

 

[snappydog]

To my eternal shame, I have published erotica online.