I saw some things man, and some stuff - I wouldn't recommend it.
There was a time, I served with the Bioware Defence Force, those were good times. We were riding high, one victory after another. It seemed like the good times would never end...
... We didn't see it coming. When the attack came, and it did, it was from the last place we expected. It wasn't WoW Coalition, or the League of Bethesda Defenders, no, the attack came from within. Our own people, they dropped Dragon Age 2 on us. There was a blinding light and all I could hear was the weeping of gamers and the shattering of discs. Then the others came, and every criticism we had ever hurled in defence of our beloved Bioware, the recycling of environments, dumbing down to broaden appeal, rushed to the point of broken, it was all thrown back at us a hundred times.
Those of us who made it out, we fled into the darkness, we dared not look back.