Your Dying Request?

[tthor]

lets say you were suddenly dying (maybe you were shot, maybe you were accidentally impaled, maybe you were about to sacrifice yourself for a comrade) lets asume you only have a short time to speak. you have just enough time to ask your good friend,comrade, or complete stranger, for your request, before you die. what do you ask? (this can be serious, this can be joking, just be creative)

me,~
"Ryan{my bestfriend}, tell your girlfriend, i love her."

 

[Amnestic]

That people spell "dying" correctly.

"Tell David Cameron...he's a douche..."

 

[Dragon_of_red]

"Get... A... Doctor..."

 

[Pimppeter2]

"Remember me, not as I am now, but as I was when I rode that giant Godzilla into Paris"

 

[Sassafrass]

...Vhere iz zhe bat?

Simple, short and slightly funny if you get the reference.

 

[Souplex]

Make the world a more awesome place, I am going to finish my fight. Yahweh you cheating technicality exploiting bastard, I am coming for you!

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

"Who.......farted?..........gaaaaaaah...."

 

[Scikosomatic]

"come with me" lol just kidding

"make sure they don't donate me to science" for real

 

[dalek sec]

"Blow up Fox News..." or if I die in the next few days "Kill Atkinson".

 

[internetzealot1]

"Blowjob.....blowjob...."

 

[Spaghetti]

That people spell "dying" correctly.

"Tell David Cameron...he's a douche..."

Why wait until your deathbed?

"Throw my ashes at Glen Beck so I can assimilate his body...."

 

[Amnestic]

That people spell "dying" correctly.

"Tell David Cameron...he's a douche..."

Why wait until your deathbed?

More power and effect that way. Anyone can call Cameron a douche (and they do) when they're healthy. Using your last words on it gives them Power. It makes them Power Words, the kind which take seven pages in your spell book and cost 350gp of ink to write.

 

[Spaghetti]

That people spell "dying" correctly.

"Tell David Cameron...he's a douche..."

Why wait until your deathbed?

More power and effect that way. Anyone can call Cameron a douche (and they do) when they're healthy. Using your last words on it gives them Power. It makes them Power Words, the kind which take seven pages in your spell book and cost 350gp of ink to write.

Ah good point, hadn't thought of that.

 

[Dorian]

Jokingly: *Gunshot* "I dare you to hurt me, I do not have time to bleed! *Second gunshot* My schedule has just opened up! Aaaohhww, my God!"

For seriously: "Tell.... The Escapist..... that I..... have fallen....."
Yes, I be for serious. I spend THAT much time here.

 

[iggyus]

Jack... Thompson... must... pay...

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

"Someone...please...shoot that fucking pigeon..."

 

[USSR]

"..the..game..I haz won."

 

[jigs160]

this
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/103338/things+to+do+before+you+die/

 

[Beastialman]

"I wish you were a dog, and there was no dog, that way you could be my sexual device."

 

[p3t3r]

why would i need a final request i'm gonna die