Your Dying Request?

[Vrex360]

"Take my energy sword, and continue to serve the Sangheili with honor and integrity, may my blade be implimented in our enemy's destruction."

 

[Wrann]

"Give me a viking funeral and don't dare cry for me."

This as vikings are AWESOME.

 

[TailsRodrigez]

"delete...the porn...on my laptop...ugh."

Edit: "i'm coming Elizabeth!"

 

[Blimey]

First, I get whoever is there to lean in close, I got a bullet wound in me lets say. Then I flick my blood into his/her mouth. Then I say "I have aids..."

Joke here is, I actually don't. But for years to come, everytime he/she wakes up, they will look in there mirror, take a deep breath and say..."Was he fucking serious?"

 

[traceur_]

"Show us ... your tits"

 

[Joshroom]

"God...damn it...I always thought you'd go first" (die)
or
In the words of Tim Minchin "Who's the world going to revolve around now?"

 

[PhantomCritic]

"WHERES THE DAMNED 1-UPS???"
or
"Please...kill...Jack...Thompson..."

 

[Booze Zombie]

"I.... MEDIC!"

 

[Valksy]

No crying...raise a glass or two for me if you want, but no crying.

And if there is so much as one religious word at my funeral I am gonna bloody haunt you.

 

[Left4Meds]

"Kill Ellis for me, just one, last, time..."

 

[VinnyKings]

Burn my body. Then with the ashes forge a blade. This blade shall be the devourer of any creature. Once the chosen one has been found the blade will free everyone........ Also the yogurt in the fridge is about to go off.

 

[GrinningManiac]

I'll have a large, spanning family and tell them:

"All my amassed fortunes and property will belong to the last living person in this room (including the doctor or whomever unrelated is there)"

I'd then die knowing I'd created a family war

 

[Kud]

dont... touch... my car....

you have... to find.... the documents....
(mess with their heads one more time.)

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

"Now the game is over......hahaha u loze lololololroflcopter pwned nub"

 

[Abedeus]

WITH MY LAST BREATH... I CURSE ZOIDBEEERG!!!

No crying...raise a glass or two for me if you want, but no crying.

And if there is so much as one religious word at my funeral I am gonna bloody haunt you.

"- Next!
- Dear Lord-
- Oh, NEEXT!!"

 

[jj90]

a last request that you bring me back to life somehow XD

 

[Pariah87]

After getting shot "Ha, and they said smoking would kill me" *lights up cigarette* "I have to disagree" *dies with cigarette still lit in hand, a vindicative smile on my face.

Edit: Just occured to me that's not a request.

"I know I've said it a million times, but remember to play Freebird at my cremation!"

 

[SnipErlite]

"Tell my wife.........oewqhoqwenr tlesnsajdgsdlgsgfs aurhurhewrhweiuh gehhnnnanrfsajfhas"

 

[Jedoro]

"I do this... for Aiur..."

"Enjoy the life insurance money." - more serious one

 

[SoranMBane]

I would ask them to not give me a Christian funeral, because it would be insulting to my memory. If I had enough time after that, then I'd also tell them to give all my stuff to my nieces and nephews.