Your epitaph (message on gravestone)

[Simriel]

Now I'm dead think only this of me. I'll be back to getcha.

 

[GnomeThief]

"That was the first time I died."

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Hopefully: "Alright... clone me, bitches!"

or "I have cloned myself, please find me and bring me to my grave."

"Buried with me is a batch of cookies."

"I can haz hug?"

 

[Motti]

'maybe that wasn't such a good idea'

 

[Sneaky Paladin]

they should've taken away perma-death DAMNIT
or
If a cleric comes by I dont give a shit if I'd be a freak life rocks death's shitty
oh maybe
don't worry just camping till it's safe see ya soon
maybe even
guys someones attacking my base get in here SOON

 

[Worgen]

was eaten by a grue

 

[Berethond]

"I'm playing a beautiful duet with Wynton Kelley, now. Every time you hear the rain, that's my solor. The thunder's Wynton."

Something to that effect, but more concise.
Or, possibly,

"Memories are lost in time, like tears in the rain."

OR

The symbol/name of the Scottish clan my family was adopted into. We have a family plot.

 

[AdjectiveAnimal]

Even in death I'm better than you. [citation needed]

 

[Amethyst Wind]

Mine would be something like:

"Hey kids, dig me up and I'll give you candy!"

 

[TOFUM4ST3R]

Mine would be:
"It really sucks to be neutral. Being a fanboy would be extremely liberating to my mind: I wouldn't have to defend everybody against everybody. Eh, maybe next time."

 

[the captain]

RIP
the captain
Treated Other People Kindly, Strictly to Get Laid

 

[irishdelinquent]

"I prepared Explosive Runes"
"I died a virgin, please keep it that way"
"Teabaggers will be shot on sight"
"I took martyrdom"
"When we rise, I'm coming for you"

 

[Azazcyh]

thought he could fly...
or he's stabing angels now.


don't know if somebody alredy did these but i'm not going through all 8 pages to check

Edit) wait i got another one. Two of his personalities got in a knife fight... Neither of them won.

 

[lowermiddleclassnerd]

"AFK"

 

[Gitsnik]

"Yes ladies we checked, he really is dead"

That or

"Do not expose to open flame" (a reference to my alcohol content).

 

[CptShiv]

You sunk my battleship!

OMGWTFBBQ!

I found out I had cancer and you'll never guess how

 

[Sergeant M. Fudgey]

"It was a triumph, I'm making a not here: HUGE SUCESS."

"WHAT!? How did that explosion kill me?... This wouldn't have happened if I'd kept it to FPS games."

"He died the way he lived, eating Doritos in front of a computer screen."

"Please dig up my grave, I'm getting lonely down here!"

Or maybe something in Tau characters, "How can you read this? Don't you have something better to do?"

 

[lowermiddleclassnerd]

"Playing video games will not make you go blind it will however give you cancer."

 

[B.cereus]

"Well Crap, that didn't work."

 

[6_Qubed]

"HA HA HA HA HA HA

I probably laughed at you when I was alive, too."