Your Escapist Nemisis
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Lil_Rimmy said:
Is there something you're not telling me, Lil_Rimmy?
Would be a shame if something happened to you...
Hardly oh holy one! I twas merely jesting! All I request is but a few drops of blood, from the true lord!Daystar Clarion said:
Is there something you're not telling me, Lil_Rimmy?
Would be a shame if something happened to you...
It shalt be put to good service, working to save poor Timmy! He is in a great deal of pain and I fear he may not live to see the next day!
*whisper*
I hate all of you. Why did I choose the shortest straw?
*whisper*
Riiiiiiiiight...Lil_Rimmy said:
I suppose it couldn't hurt.
What's the worst that could happen?
Great! Now... Um... Well, you see, Timmy is scared of needles! So scared that if one comes near him, he dies! Yup! So we are gonna have to take the blood with this knife.Daystar Clarion said:
No no no... the spiky, rusty stuff is just for effect! It's perfectly safe! So just look away and think about happy things, oh holy one!
*whipser*
... I told you guys I could do it!
*whisper*
Oka - Waaaaaait a second...Lil_Rimmy said:
What kind transfusion process requires no medical equipment?
Argh just blo- I mean, your greatest and holyest of the greatest and holyest ones, surely you jest! You know of the dark ar- happy fun magic that can help Timmy! You know, the one where you stand around the circle with him inside, then you sing Happy Birthday as you put the knife in the middle?Daystar Clarion said:
It's Timmy's only chance! If he dies, his blood with be on your very great and epic and awesome and holy and sweet and revered and stu-clean hands!
Okay, that sounds like a completely licensed and peer reviewed procedure.Lil_Rimmy said:
Go for it.
Due to my awesomeness being much like the Doctor from Doctor Who (In that the vastness of this forum knows not to fuck with me or i shall bring firey text and pixelated vengeance down that would make a 4chaner quiver in fear) i don't have too many enemies. That, and the fact i'm not exactly well known on this forum. Granted i have a rivalry with DaystarClarion, but hey the guys still cool and i've got his back if things go down. I AM a brovenger after all.
But, there is one user, one horrific cosmic horror that i have made my duty to stand against with every breath i have:
Eternalnothingness. He is the Sonic Fandom given form and the one who seeks to bring the chaos of that fandom from across the internet to the one place untouched by it. Here.
I have defeated that fandom time and time again, i have saved the escapist from it's insanity and the horror of the eternal insane flame-war that is the Sonic Fandom. If i have a nemesis, it's Nothingness and the Sonic Fandom that makes up his chaotic being.
I also briefly had a beef with the bronies but, we've got a truce going now..i still poking fun at them though.
But, there is one user, one horrific cosmic horror that i have made my duty to stand against with every breath i have:
Eternalnothingness. He is the Sonic Fandom given form and the one who seeks to bring the chaos of that fandom from across the internet to the one place untouched by it. Here.
I have defeated that fandom time and time again, i have saved the escapist from it's insanity and the horror of the eternal insane flame-war that is the Sonic Fandom. If i have a nemesis, it's Nothingness and the Sonic Fandom that makes up his chaotic being.
I also briefly had a beef with the bronies but, we've got a truce going now..i still poking fun at them though.
"Renegade Shepard". He spoiled Mass Effect 3's ending for me, and the fact that he hides behind a character as opposed to voicing his own opinions pisses me off.