Your Escapist Nemisis

[Gabanuka]

You would think after 3 years I would have one by now, alas I do not. Anyone want to become my nemesis? I give great dental.

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

Nemesis? I'm too lazy to have one of those.

I can only think of 2 people who annoy me enough for me to remember their names. Sober Thal and Fawxy.

And Fawxy seems to have been banned.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I think I know who Daystar's Nemisis is....

Behold...

NIGHTMOON!

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Nightmoon+Noiralc

[HEADING=2]How do you know of this?![/HEADING]

I sealed away Nightmoon, using magiks unknown to all but the most versed in the dark arts.

I had no choice.

She would have doomed us all.

 

[The Funslinger]

Elementary - Dear Watson.

He hasn't done anything wrong. To the contrary, he's an awesome guy.

But I want his moustache.

Oh, I bet you do! :¬¦D

Haha!
I don't really have one myself... unless you call Hemholtz (sp?) Watson... for being the 'Other' Watson... or 'False Watson' as I like to dub him...

Well of course he's the false Watson. Your actual name is John Watson!

And I'll never forgive you for not becoming a medical officer D:

 

[Lil_Rimmy]

I think I know who Daystar's Nemisis is....

Behold...

NIGHTMOON!

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Nightmoon+Noiralc

[HEADING=2]How do you know of this?![/HEADING]

I sealed away Nightmoon, using magiks unknown to all but the most versed in the dark arts.

I had no choice.

She would have doomed us all.

Ha ha ha...

Poor Daystar....

You don't really understand, do you? You think your petty Escapist is safe... oh no... you are wrong.

Why do you think Warcry still exists? Hmmm...? Is it possible... that all along... those very dark arts you used to lock her away would back fire as we scavenged through the deepest and darkest depths of Warcry to find the answer?

Nightmoon is coming back. You have made your choice. Flee or die.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I think I know who Daystar's Nemisis is....

Behold...

NIGHTMOON!

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Nightmoon+Noiralc

[HEADING=2]How do you know of this?![/HEADING]

I sealed away Nightmoon, using magiks unknown to all but the most versed in the dark arts.

I had no choice.

She would have doomed us all.

Ha ha ha...

Poor Daystar....

You don't really understand, do you? You think your petty Escapist is safe... oh no... you are wrong.

Why do you think Warcry still exists? Hmmm...? Is it possible... that all along... those very dark arts you used to lock her away would back fire as we scavenged through the deepest and darkest depths of Warcry to find the answer?

Nightmoon is coming back. You have made your choice. Flee or die.

The unleashing of a dark evil?

Seemingly insurmountable odds of surviving, let alone winning?

Spoiler: Just the way I like it

 

[Lil_Rimmy]

The unleashing of a dark evil?

Seemingly insurmountable odds of surviving, let alone winning?

Spoiler: Just the way I like it

Ah well...
er...

one moment...

*whisper whisper*

Aha! I have just been informed that you have NO chance of survival. What so ever! None at all! Go home, nothing to see here!

*whisper*
What do you mean that we require his blood to wake her up?!?
*whisper*

But um...

You see...

...

Charity? We need blood! Blood for charity! If you help... er... Timmy by donating blood the evil lord shall take it easy on you!

* whisper*
Next time make sure she's awake before I go and piss of Daystar, eh?
*whisper*

 

[Xan Krieger]

Amnestic
Arbane
Danyal

Being the R&P section so much you develop more than one nemisis.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

The unleashing of a dark evil?

Seemingly insurmountable odds of surviving, let alone winning?

Spoiler: Just the way I like it

Ah well...
er...

one moment...

*whisper whisper*

Aha! I have just been informed that you have NO chance of survival. What so ever! None at all! Go home, nothing to see here!

*whisper*
What do you mean that we require his blood to wake her up?!?
*whisper*

But um...

You see...

...

Charity? We need blood! Blood for charity! If you help... er... Timmy by donating blood the evil lord shall take it easy on you!

* whisper*
Next time make sure she's awake before I go and piss of Daystar, eh?
*whisper*

Is there something you're not telling me, Lil_Rimmy?

Would be a shame if something happened to you...

 

[Lionsfan]

I'm not on here nearly enough to have a nemesis, and I don't feel like posting a friendly or putting Daystar down.

 

[Lil_Rimmy]

Is there something you're not telling me, Lil_Rimmy?

Would be a shame if something happened to you...

Hardly oh holy one! I twas merely jesting! All I request is but a few drops of blood, from the true lord!

It shalt be put to good service, working to save poor Timmy! He is in a great deal of pain and I fear he may not live to see the next day!

*whisper*
I hate all of you. Why did I choose the shortest straw?
*whisper*

 

[Daystar Clarion]

-snip-

A few drops of blood is enough to save Timmy?

Seems legit...

 

[Lil_Rimmy]

-snip-

A few drops of blood is enough to save Timmy?

Seems legit...

Yes! The drops of blood come from the true lord, and it is said he can fight off even Zeel with but a single finger! Surely a few drops isn't too much to spare...?

*whisper*
... Seriously, who's idea was this?!
*whisper*

 

[Daystar Clarion]

-snip-

A few drops of blood is enough to save Timmy?

Seems legit...

Yes! The drops of blood come from the true lord, and it is said he can fight off even Zeel with but a single finger! Surely a few drops isn't too much to spare...?

*whisper*
... Seriously, who's idea was this?!
*whisper*

Riiiiiiiiight...


I suppose it couldn't hurt.

What's the worst that could happen?

 

[Denamic]

EVERYONE!

Spoiler

Seriously though, I'm terrible with names.
Been here for years and probably can't name more than three people on the entire forum from the top of my head.
As such I have neither friends nor enemies.
As far as I know, at least.

 

[Goofguy]

*runs off to Drumheller to go camping with family*

Say hi to the dinos for me!

OT: I don't have any enemies. Most of my posts are pretty neutral so if anyone takes umbrage with them, then they're just aimlessly looking to pick a fight.

If that's the case, come at me.

 

[Lil_Rimmy]

Riiiiiiiiight...


I suppose it couldn't hurt.

What's the worst that could happen?

Great! Now... Um... Well, you see, Timmy is scared of needles! So scared that if one comes near him, he dies! Yup! So we are gonna have to take the blood with this knife.

No no no... the spiky, rusty stuff is just for effect! It's perfectly safe! So just look away and think about happy things, oh holy one!

*whipser*
... I told you guys I could do it!
*whisper*

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Riiiiiiiiight...


I suppose it couldn't hurt.

What's the worst that could happen?

Great! Now... Um... Well, you see, Timmy is scared of needles! So scared that if one comes near him, he dies! Yup! So we are gonna have to take the blood with this knife.

No no no... the spiky, rusty stuff is just for effect! It's perfectly safe! So just look away and think about happy things, oh holy one!

*whipser*
... I told you guys I could do it!
*whisper*

Wait a second...

Won't I get tetanus from a rusty knife?

 

[Lil_Rimmy]

Riiiiiiiiight...


I suppose it couldn't hurt.

What's the worst that could happen?

Great! Now... Um... Well, you see, Timmy is scared of needles! So scared that if one comes near him, he dies! Yup! So we are gonna have to take the blood with this knife.

No no no... the spiky, rusty stuff is just for effect! It's perfectly safe! So just look away and think about happy things, oh holy one!

*whipser*
... I told you guys I could do it!
*whisper*

Wait a second...

Won't I get tetanus from a rusty knife?

Nope! Not rusty at all!

It's just for effect! Besides, it would hardly even bother you, oh great one!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Riiiiiiiiight...


I suppose it couldn't hurt.

What's the worst that could happen?

Great! Now... Um... Well, you see, Timmy is scared of needles! So scared that if one comes near him, he dies! Yup! So we are gonna have to take the blood with this knife.

No no no... the spiky, rusty stuff is just for effect! It's perfectly safe! So just look away and think about happy things, oh holy one!

*whipser*
... I told you guys I could do it!
*whisper*

Wait a second...

Won't I get tetanus from a rusty knife?

Nope! Not rusty at all!

It's just for effect! Besides, it would hardly even bother you, oh great one!

Oka - Waaaaaait a second...


What kind transfusion process requires no medical equipment?