Your face is going to explode in 60 seconds...

[superbatranger]

60 seconds? Eh, I might as well have a fap.

 

[Wintermoot]

do this: WHAT THE FU-?!*BOOM*

 

[The_ModeRazor]

HAVE NO FEAR, I KNOW DYNAMITE

*boom*
*unflinching walk out of the explosion*

 

[Inuprince]

Someone has been watching the SAW movies a lot lately ...

Beats me what I would do, probably cut it off, and while bleeding, throw it in my wardrobe, and hide under my bed ...
Then exact revenge on the madman in a 1000 times worse way ...

 

[Malyc]

I think we've all established we'd rip it off, so.
If it's a shape charge all is well. If not, well...I'm going to go buy a safe so I can throw it in there if it ever happens.

A SAFE??? I'M NOT PUTTING A BOMB IN WITH MY PRECIOUS FIREARMS!!! I NEED THESE FOR ZOMBIE INVASION!!!

 

[Solid Reece]

Cut the wires. If there is no escape it won't make it worse. Or I'll go on facebook and post
"About time"

 

[Solid Reece]

Get a knife or so sword. They won't run out of ammo like a gun

 

[Melion]

I would take my video camera out, tape myself and start screaming: "FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" *BOOOOM*

Best FFUU ever.

 

[THE_NAMSU]

Bomb glued to your head?

Why not have a wank!

 

[Malyc]

Get a knife or so sword. They won't run out of ammo like a gun

I'm gonna assume you meant to quote my post about the guns for zombie invasion, to which i will respond: Where did i say i didn't have knives and swords?

 

[Solid Reece]

rip the bomb off, skin and all...

Then what. The room is sealed. And also less then 60 sec.

 

[Brandon237]

Pull the piece of crap off, even if I take half my forehead with it. It'll be ugly, but scars heal and look awesome, and I would also throw the bomb out the window, over the thick wall, and hide under my bed.

I would survive with injury and damage to my room. Then when in hospital I would call my friends and girlfriend.

 

[Crazycat690]

Rip the bomb of firstly, then put the bomb by the door and take shelter behind the bed, because I suppose the bomb wont destroy the whole room because he had to have a reason for putting the bomb on my forehead... and when it explodes I'll need a way out or else I will just starve and that's worse.

Then I'll find out where he lives, and then use some of my superglue to glue a bomb to his balls, and trust me, it dries fast, and yes I'm expecting him to rip it of, and it'll hurt, so much so he wont even notice the bomb on his forehead....

 

[Booze Zombie]

I'd jump out of my window, headbutt the **** and take myself with him.

 

[Buccura]

Run to the elementary school just behind me and then stand with my hands at my sides in the middle of a crowd of children just before I explode.

 

[vivster]

i'm gonna shout out with my last breath

WHY THE HELL CAN'T MOTHER TONGUE SPEAKERS SPELL THEIR OWN FUCKING LANGUAGE!?

 

[Mckeown]

i'd pull out the wires if they were visible, if not, i have that much crap in my room i could probably bury the damn thing and ride out the minor shockwaves under the sink

either that or throw the tv out of the window and then the bomb after it

 

[Antwerp Caveman]

I guess I'd just go like Herr Starr "S***"

No, I'd open my windows and just scream F***************************** *BOOM*

 

[Atmos Duality]

I keep cement/epoxy remover in my drawer. (don't ask...it was part of my previous work)
I remove the bomb and throw it out the window.

Then I go kick the madman's ass.

 

[Mr Montmorency]

How would I even know it's a bomb?

I'd just be woken up by a sociopathic burglar who has went to an unrealistic amount of effort to seal up my windows and door. I'd be wondering why I was woken up with sticky stuff all over my face with a box stuck to my forehead.

Also, my are face is going to explode?