Your Favorite Zero Punctuation Quote

[Macgyvercas]

Pretty much the entire Painkiller review.

Also, this bit from Halo Wars:

"BULL. FUCKING. SHIT. All possible threats were dead! We didn't lose contact, I was looking at them! They were right fucking there! We were close enough to communicate by waggling our eyebrows at each other! What the fuck happens when the stupid arbitrary time limit runs out, their battle royale collars explode? They all lose honor and disembowel themselves, what?! And just to put the cherry on it, you know who they were? ABSOLUTELY BLOODY NO ONE! Generic faceless pricks of the sort I'd vat grown about 50 of that day alone. But we didn't make it so they were going to have me do the whole fucking mission again! As the exasperated Chiense zookeeper said to the last male panda in the world, FUCK THAT!"

 

[NorthernTrooper]

" It's like being the best at whacking off to your sister while she's in the shower. Sure, your the best but you shouldn't be doing it in the first place.

 

[Tornd]

"THERE'S JAM COMING OUT OF THE WOLLS!" (Amnesia: The Dark Descent review)

 

[Wondermint13]

'Well bugger my bumblebee's breadbin!'

I use it as my text message tone =)

 

[esperandote]

Somehting like

"...and for that i blame the public, yes you, Adrian! Probably your name isn't Adrian but it was worth messing with all Adrians in the world heads"

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

"About as interesting as it sounds and it sounds like this: BWAAARAAGH"

 

[Mallefunction]

"I found that slinging hypnosis blobs to make all the splicers attack each other allowed me to sit in the corner mashing candy bars against my face plate."

"Stop crying you little *****! I'm trying to eat these cakes!"

Bioshock 2 review :3

 

[ChippedShoulder]

More combos than a roadside cafe. I love you so, so much Yahtzee.

 

[King Kupofried]

"Fortunately the game does let you play as someone else, or should I say someone DOG!"
-Dead to Rights: Retribution.
The way he delivers that line is just perfect.

 

[ranyilliams]

"Pants on head retarded"

cant remember the exact quote or the episode really but thats basically it...

 

[Thenutty76]

"Abloogey wooogey woo" its just so fun to say lol..

 

[Infernai]

"Never stick your dick in a pudding: It's still good pudding, and you can spend all night telling everyone that, but noones going to eat it BECAUSE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT!"

 

[akibawall95]

Four words...
"Pants on head retarded" (Ok it?s not that great)
I have seen every one of them so that is the only one I can remember.

 

[Rotting Corpse]

In reference to Pop Cap during the Peggle review.

"If the whole casual gaming thing has slipped you by, then allow me to hold your face under the putrescent waters on knowledge."

"..because they are now worth umpteenmillions. Millions! They exclusively make cheapo 2D games, what the hell do they spend all that money on, ice cream?!"

It's all about his delivery.

 

[Lunar Templar]

Prince of Persia Retrospective:

Never stick your dick in a pudding. Yeah it might still be good pudding and you can spend all day explaining it but nobody's gonna eat it because YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT.

this,
best
quote
EVER

 

[Andrew_Mac]

"For those of you who are paying attention you will notice all those games are sequals. And for those of you who arent paying attention : CLAPCLAP OI!"
by far

I COMPLETELY agree.

 

[PureIrony]

"And hes got this look on his face like hes getting sucked off in a wind tunnel"-Enslaved review.

And also: "its like watching someone beat their fists against a wall, then running off to the hospital before coming back to do it some more.
And they used my medical insurance.
And its my wall"
-Resident Evil 5.

Gets me every time.

 

[ShasoRmyr]

Prince of Persia Retrospective:

Never stick your dick in a pudding. Yeah it might still be good pudding and you can spend all day explaining it but nobody's gonna eat it because YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT.

This is the reason I watch every Zero Punctuation by myself the first time.

On topic:
I don't remember the context, but "Short answer, No. Long answer, Nooooooooooooooooo..."

 

[b1aksh33p]

..."it's like watching someone beat their fists against a wall then running off to the hospital before doing it so more and they used my medical insurance...and it's my wall"

-RE5

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