Your Favorite Zero Punctuation Quote

[esperandote]

Somehting like

"...and for that i blame the public, yes you, Adrian! Probably your name isn't Adrian but it was worth messing with all Adrians in the world heads"

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

"About as interesting as it sounds and it sounds like this: BWAAARAAGH"

 

[Mallefunction]

"I found that slinging hypnosis blobs to make all the splicers attack each other allowed me to sit in the corner mashing candy bars against my face plate."

"Stop crying you little *****! I'm trying to eat these cakes!"

Bioshock 2 review :3

 

[ChippedShoulder]

More combos than a roadside cafe. I love you so, so much Yahtzee.

 

[King Kupofried]

"Fortunately the game does let you play as someone else, or should I say someone DOG!"
-Dead to Rights: Retribution.
The way he delivers that line is just perfect.

 

[ranyilliams]

"Pants on head retarded"

cant remember the exact quote or the episode really but thats basically it...

 

[Thenutty76]

"Abloogey wooogey woo" its just so fun to say lol..

 

[Infernai]

"Never stick your dick in a pudding: It's still good pudding, and you can spend all night telling everyone that, but noones going to eat it BECAUSE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT!"

 

[akibawall95]

Four words...
"Pants on head retarded" (Ok it?s not that great)
I have seen every one of them so that is the only one I can remember.

 

[Rotting Corpse]

In reference to Pop Cap during the Peggle review.

"If the whole casual gaming thing has slipped you by, then allow me to hold your face under the putrescent waters on knowledge."

"..because they are now worth umpteenmillions. Millions! They exclusively make cheapo 2D games, what the hell do they spend all that money on, ice cream?!"

It's all about his delivery.

 

[Lunar Templar]

Prince of Persia Retrospective:

Never stick your dick in a pudding. Yeah it might still be good pudding and you can spend all day explaining it but nobody's gonna eat it because YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT.

this,
best
quote
EVER

 

[Andrew_Mac]

"For those of you who are paying attention you will notice all those games are sequals. And for those of you who arent paying attention : CLAPCLAP OI!"
by far

I COMPLETELY agree.

 

[PureIrony]

"And hes got this look on his face like hes getting sucked off in a wind tunnel"-Enslaved review.

And also: "its like watching someone beat their fists against a wall, then running off to the hospital before coming back to do it some more.
And they used my medical insurance.
And its my wall"
-Resident Evil 5.

Gets me every time.

 

[ShasoRmyr]

Prince of Persia Retrospective:

Never stick your dick in a pudding. Yeah it might still be good pudding and you can spend all day explaining it but nobody's gonna eat it because YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT.

This is the reason I watch every Zero Punctuation by myself the first time.

On topic:
I don't remember the context, but "Short answer, No. Long answer, Nooooooooooooooooo..."

 

[b1aksh33p]

..."it's like watching someone beat their fists against a wall then running off to the hospital before doing it so more and they used my medical insurance...and it's my wall"

-RE5

Edit: Ninja'd

 

[Roganzar]

"The Sims is more popular than a chocolate cunnilingus machine and afterwards doesn't make you feel fat and ashamed."
The look on my wife's face when she heard this had me laughing even harder.
Also from the same video, " I'm suprised that the Sims 3 even exists considering EA's usual policy of releasing a fraction of a new game every time the cocaine bucket runs dry."

 

[L4WLI3T]

"...Assuming they don't bore you enough even your unborn children take up table-top RPGs"
Mgs4

 

[Wharrgarble]

From the Mass Effect 2 Review:

"Off-roading around random planets is now replaced by scanning the surface from orbit, launching probes to extract resources which is as interesting as it sounds and it sounds like this... BLUUUUAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH..."

 

[Chamale]

From the most recent episode, I have a new favourite:

So in the name of keeping things nice and clear for you touchy sods, let me be as unambiguous as possible in this critique: Mindjack is FUCKING. FUCKING. FUCKING. FUCKING. BAD. BAD. BAD. BAD. DON'T. DON'T. DON'T. DON'T play it!

 

[HandsomeZer0]

Dante's inferno (I think)

"why would they do a duel upgrade system? well i replied its like my hand on a sunday night, whys that you ask?
IT BEATS THE FUCK OUT OF ME"