Your Favorite Zero Punctuation Quote
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"To my mind, a good story is like a bowel movement: It's only good when it's finished. Because if you just keep going eventually your body will run out of shit and start pushing all of the internal organs out of your sphinter till there's nothing but a carcass, and everyone who wants to know about your incredibly long poo gets turned off because they need to go through all the poo to have the necessary context."
DC Universe Review
DC Universe Review
"Its like riding a bike when all of a sudden it turns into a bear." Or something to that affect, its all about his delivery.
I love em all.
Also from Dead space 2 "I love my mummy and being alive." with the little picture of the kid and the writing says "Me with all my blood inside." hehehehee
I love em all.
Also from Dead space 2 "I love my mummy and being alive." with the little picture of the kid and the writing says "Me with all my blood inside." hehehehee
From God of War III:
"The longer we spend in its world the more it feels unreal and preposterous, like suddenly noticing your taxi is driven by a balloon with a face drawn on it"
I just can´t help laughing at the mental image.
Also "I am a monster truck that walks like a man!" And many, many others.
"The longer we spend in its world the more it feels unreal and preposterous, like suddenly noticing your taxi is driven by a balloon with a face drawn on it"
I just can´t help laughing at the mental image.
Also "I am a monster truck that walks like a man!" And many, many others.
"The game is by the delightfully-named Starbreeze Studios, whose most notable previous title would be The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay, in which players piloted the claymation Vin Diesel in his ongoing quest to masturbate himself raw in the faces of audiences worldwide. Anyway..."
-- The Darkness review
-- The Darkness review
too human
"and the hammer is made of wank"
oh it made all the hours watching that damn valkerie seem almost worth it
"and the hammer is made of wank"
oh it made all the hours watching that damn valkerie seem almost worth it
"Personally, at this point, I'd only consider buying The Darkness if it came down to budget price. And they threw in another, better game. ...And some cake. ...And Belgium."
"Like that serial killer that lurks under your bed and is standing behind you right now but don't look because that will really piss him off!"
The whole review was awesome.
The whole review was awesome.
From Assassin's Creed 2
"Being European, there's an old saying I'm quite fond of: In heaven, the food is Italian, the police officers are British, the platformers are French, the shooters are Croatian, and it's all run by two international software giants and an electronics corporation. In hell, the food it British, the shooters are Canadian, and I forget the rest but basically the gist of the saying is that Italians are all tossers."
Also from AC2:
"The story gets a little hard to follow around the middle, not helped at all by several arbitrary jumps forward in time. After one mission for example, it suddenly jumps to Ezio sitting on a bench two years later when some lady comes up and hands him some evidence she took from the scene of his mission two years ago. What the fuck was she waiting for, and why was Ezio's first reaction not to slap her across the tits?!"
Sorry if they're a little long winded but i feel context is important.
"Being European, there's an old saying I'm quite fond of: In heaven, the food is Italian, the police officers are British, the platformers are French, the shooters are Croatian, and it's all run by two international software giants and an electronics corporation. In hell, the food it British, the shooters are Canadian, and I forget the rest but basically the gist of the saying is that Italians are all tossers."
Also from AC2:
"The story gets a little hard to follow around the middle, not helped at all by several arbitrary jumps forward in time. After one mission for example, it suddenly jumps to Ezio sitting on a bench two years later when some lady comes up and hands him some evidence she took from the scene of his mission two years ago. What the fuck was she waiting for, and why was Ezio's first reaction not to slap her across the tits?!"
Sorry if they're a little long winded but i feel context is important.
Love that line. I try to incorporate it in to my every day speech!ranyilliams said:
Love that one too! I was thinking the same thing while playing the game. It's like I was having more fun than the character. He was so busy brooding and I was just having entirely too much fun ripping things to pieces and showing off how awesome I was.F-I-D-O said:
My other favorites are...
From inFamous: "You can jump gleefully around on the rooftops like Down's syndrome Batman."
The animation for that part was just too much, showing a Batman with a "special" look on his face. I laughed to hard and so loud that I woke people up in another room.
From Mass Effect 2: "This is supposed to be an exciting space adventure. Commander Shepard should acquire them by shooting them out of a monster's face... or extracting them from the throats of alien hotties with his tongue."
Haha. Love me some Zero Punctuation. =D
From Dead to Rights Retribution:
"I feel like Jack Slate is following the letter rather than the spirit of the law. A law completely unique to Jack Slate given to him by some kind of mad ocelot god that only he can see."
Ocelot god: KILL THE WHORES
From Minecraft:
"My non-American viewers, who understand that the world does not consist only of a single nation sailing across an infinite sea of Mexican migrant workers..."
"I feel like Jack Slate is following the letter rather than the spirit of the law. A law completely unique to Jack Slate given to him by some kind of mad ocelot god that only he can see."
Ocelot god: KILL THE WHORES
From Minecraft:
"My non-American viewers, who understand that the world does not consist only of a single nation sailing across an infinite sea of Mexican migrant workers..."
"This is your fault! Yes, You! Especially you, Adrian. I know that's probably not your name, but it was worth it to mess with the heads of all the Adrians out there.
That was hilarious.
That was hilarious.
From RE5 regarding the inventory system:
"When both inventories are full... THE FUN BEGINS. Say I want to get an egg from my parten, she can't jst give it to me or pop it straight in into my mouth like a flirty dinner date. No, I have to give her my item, eat the egg and then ask it back, assuming she hasn't eaten it first.(Drawing of Sheva eating an AK 47)
Classic, just classic.
"When both inventories are full... THE FUN BEGINS. Say I want to get an egg from my parten, she can't jst give it to me or pop it straight in into my mouth like a flirty dinner date. No, I have to give her my item, eat the egg and then ask it back, assuming she hasn't eaten it first.(Drawing of Sheva eating an AK 47)
Classic, just classic.
