Your favourite "In Soviet Russia..."

[lacktheknack]

In Soviet Russia, road forks you.

Thanks, I have a new favorite.

 

[Anarchemitis]

In soviet russia, bus misses you.

 

[EscapingReality]

In Soviet Russia, Buildings watch YOU!!!

 

[kickyourass]

Any that involves the teller getting punched in the face.
But if you're asking for a REAL answer I'd have to say this one

I seriously laughed for like 8 minutes straight.

 

[sockdrama]

In Soviet Russia, burger eats you!

 

[littlebunnyfifi]

I like this one.

Violets are red
Roses are blue.
In Soviet Russia.
Joke makes you!

 

[Wintermoot]

in kapitalistic America you sue TV
in kapitalistic World you watch TV
in Soviet Russia TV watches you!

in Soviet Russia we have two channels channel one os propaganda second channel is KGB agent telling you to watch channel one

in kapitalistic America they have presidents on money in Soviet Russia we dont have money!

in Soviet Russia Chuck Norris still kicks your ass!

 

[Zenkem]

There was a picture of Vladimir Putin hunting with a text "In Soviet Russia - President assassinates You!"

 

[Willem]

St. Petersburg

Such a beautiful city.

 

[Razgrizaces]

In Soviet Russia, Vodka Drinks you! Though that doesn't make sense.

 

[Razgrizaces]

Forum fail, double post. Delete this please.

 

[The Boy in the Hat]

This is kinda cheating, but,
In Soviet MORDOR, Boromir simply walks into you!

 

[SageRuffin]

I'm surprised I haven't heard this one yet:

"In Soviet Russia, ASS KICKS YOU!!"

 

[Kadoodle]

In America, your job is determined by your marks.
In Soviet Russia, Marx determines your job!

 

[MortisLegio]

in Soviet Russia, Stalin send you to Siberia

its funny because you freeze to death

 

[Edorf]

In Soviet Russia, cake comes out of stripper!

;O

 

[Dfskelleton]

IN Soviet Russia, Bed sleeps on you!!

 

[theguitarhero6]

In Soviet Russia, tools screw YOU!

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

In Soviet Russia, you die for carmine!

[sub]shot[/sub]

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

In soviet russia, Wars fight YOU!
In soviet russia, Cats on internet laugh at YOU!
In soviet russia, That'd tap YOU!