Your favourite quote!
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I can not in good conscience ignore a Final Fantasy IV quote when I see one! Sage Tellah for the win!cnaltman62 said:
Good one.gimmesometea said:
"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
--- Dr. Seuss
"I think we must show him we're not a threat. Can I kill him now, master?"
-HK-47, KotOR
Love it.
-HK-47, KotOR
Love it.
"Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past and wisdom is knowing you'll be an idiot in the future"
can't remember where i heard that
and from one of my best friends
me: "it could be worse"
Him: "yeah, someone could come down, beat you up and torture you to death"
the sheer morbidness made me rofl hard for approximately 11.3 minutes
can't remember where i heard that
and from one of my best friends
me: "it could be worse"
Him: "yeah, someone could come down, beat you up and torture you to death"
the sheer morbidness made me rofl hard for approximately 11.3 minutes
It's hard to pick just one as the all-time favorite, but here's a couple.
"If I don't allow you to touch my d--k, don't touch my knife."-just about every serious line cook I've ever met, uttered by myself more than once.
"Jim, go to your idiot hole."-Kitcen Confidsential, the t.v. show
"If I don't allow you to touch my d--k, don't touch my knife."-just about every serious line cook I've ever met, uttered by myself more than once.
"Jim, go to your idiot hole."-Kitcen Confidsential, the t.v. show
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."-Albert Einstein
There's another one I like but can't remember, will post later.
There's another one I like but can't remember, will post later.
Woman: 'You are drunk sir!'
'Yes Madam i am drunk, but in the morning i shall be sober and you shall still be ugly'.
- Winston Churchill. What a legend.
'Yes Madam i am drunk, but in the morning i shall be sober and you shall still be ugly'.
- Winston Churchill. What a legend.
One I always remember when I start to try writing:
"Coleridge was a drug addict. Poe was an alcoholic. Marlowe was killed by a man whom he was treacherously trying to stab. Pope took money to keep a woman's name out of a satire then wrote a piece so that she could still be recognized anyhow. Chatterton killed himself. Byron was accused of incest. Do you still want to a writer - and if so, why?" - Bennett Cerf
"Everything about Battlefield Earth sucks. Everything. The over-the-top music, the unbelievable sets, the terrible dialogue, the hammy acting, the lousy special effects, the beginning, the middle and especially the end. God above, it's bad. Sweet baby Jesus, it's bad. By all that is holy and sacred on the Earth, this is a bad, bad, bad film"- Jonathan Ross "Film 2000"
God bless you Jonathan Ross. God bless you sir.
"Coleridge was a drug addict. Poe was an alcoholic. Marlowe was killed by a man whom he was treacherously trying to stab. Pope took money to keep a woman's name out of a satire then wrote a piece so that she could still be recognized anyhow. Chatterton killed himself. Byron was accused of incest. Do you still want to a writer - and if so, why?" - Bennett Cerf
"Everything about Battlefield Earth sucks. Everything. The over-the-top music, the unbelievable sets, the terrible dialogue, the hammy acting, the lousy special effects, the beginning, the middle and especially the end. God above, it's bad. Sweet baby Jesus, it's bad. By all that is holy and sacred on the Earth, this is a bad, bad, bad film"- Jonathan Ross "Film 2000"
God bless you Jonathan Ross. God bless you sir.
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.---Blaise Pascal