Your Favourite Zero Punctuation Quotes!

[shogunblade]

"You'll just end up randomly flailing the controller around like Jackson Pollack with a scorpion on the end of his paintbrush, and it's nice to see Nintendo keep things accessible to people with Neurological diseases." - Wii Sports Resort.

"You're Welcome." 2nd Annual E3 Hype Massacre.

The Various Potato Chips for "Chronicles of Riddick":
Assault and Vinegar... Uh, Dark Athena.
Assault on Vinegar and Escape From Smoky Bacon
My Personal Fav: Assault on Cool Ranch Doritos.

The Unskippable Review of "X-Blades" on "Halo Wars"

That's All I can find so far.

 

[eddietheemo666]

Dont beleive the lie of guitar hero 3; it's actually the fourth guitar hero in the series, the third being rock the 80's which i havent played yet, but the day i fork out seventy bucks for and expansion pack is the day i swallow razor wire, pull the end out of my arse and floss myself to death!

 

[f0re1gn]

"Being a harsh critic doesn't make me evil... It's my cannibalism that does that."

"Never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding and you might stand there all day explaining that but no one's going to freakin' eat it because YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT!"

etcetcetc

Tons of them are priceless and worth writing down and remembering for the rest of your life.

 

[sammi43055]

Nuper Nario Nros. Nii

There are too many other good quotes and any more that I can think of have already been covered BUT I love when he says one thing but the screen says something else.

 

[shadow_dragonclaw]

"War would be too easy, Famine would take too long, and what's Pestilence gonna do, Cough on people?"

 

[shadow_dragonclaw]

"War would be too easy, Famine would take too long, and what's Pestilence gonna do, Cough on people?"

"DEATH" would be too easy...sorry, got mixed up

 

[shadow_dragonclaw]

OOO I've thought of more

"At the end of the game, you get the only weapon that was never used in a Zelda game; a gun that shoots blue and orange portals. Outstanding"

and

"The Chump Chop; Square...The Double Chump Chop; Square, Square... and the Whipped Cream Genocide Brouhaha; Square, Square, Square

 

[welza]

"its like my hand on a sunday night. it beats the fuck out of me."

 

[Enigma6667]

"But the plot is really special, and by special I mean 'I'm sorry my son was trying to eat your shoes, he's a little bit special!'"

~Modern Warfare 2 review, I believe.

 

[TheycallmeKar]

"Then there's the fight with the roided up Juggernaught fellow, repeated something like 12 times. Which you win by, and I hope you're wearing a sturdy hat because this may just blow your mind, side-stepping their charge so they run into a wall!"

This quote coupled with the visual of Batman standing there with his arms out and the big guy's head in the wall with his legs flailing always makes be laugh.

Taken from Yahtzee's Batman; Arkham Asylum review.

 

[nemyrth]

"OH, PISSING BLIMEY, THERE'S JAM COMING OUT OF THE WALLS!!"

"...a slight upgrade from ludicrously fast to 'there is a misquito shaped hole in my teeth.'"

 

[Jeysejak]

"Mike Thornton is the poncyest ponce that ever ponced past the poncing parlor."

"And the whipped cream genocide bruhaha. Square square square."

"If i just hoisted a seven foot demon into the air and chopped him in half with a single swing I wouldn't stand there scowling I'd go fucking hell! Did anyone see that?!? I am squirting the kismo out of my nipples over here! I am a monster truck that walks like a man!!"

"by the hero link on the few occasions i feel mature enough not to abuse the enter your name feature and fagballs at all other times."