Your Favourite Zero Punctuation Quotes!

[Failhammer]

"Stickle Bricks Babylon 5?" and "Fuzzy Felt Deep Space 9"

Where did Fuzzy Felt DS9 come from?
edit: Ah, never mind. Haven't watched that one in a while so I forgot.

 

[Super_Nintendo_Chalmers]

Probably where it was said that Devil May Cry 4 was about the same gaming experience as;
"Getting a wasp and a spider to fight, with some Slipknot in the background, and pouring red and green gummy bears on whoever wins"
hilarious, watched it over and over again.

 

[Calax]

"explosively cums grass seeds"
"random-stick-waggling-fu"
"Indigo Prophcy Syndrome" I have used that in a conversation I swear!
"I decided to set out to create a totalitarian government because it made my balls feel big"
"the ai stand out as clever and challenging among the hundreds of games populated exclusively by suicidal retards"

 

[not_tragedi]

"Stickle Bricks Babylon 5?" and "Fuzzy Felt Deep Space 9"

Where did Fuzzy Felt DS9 come from?
edit: Ah, never mind. Haven't watched that one in a while so I forgot.

It was the last one on the LEGO Indiana Jones skit. At the very end, he throws that one in there.

 

[RAWKSTAR]

"Walking from the top of a FUCKING mountain at the start of each FUCKING mission!"

 

[Galaxialconda]

Too Human Review
"An experience that can be created by walking down a wide road in the middle of no-where stopping every 5 steps to crack yourself in the eye with a hammer...and the road is a million miles long... and the hammer is made of wank"

Hilarious, I couldn't breath for ages from laughing the first time watching it.

 

[RheynbowDash]

From the Tomb Raider Review:
*ahem*

"Stonking Great Tits"

foreigners have never made me laugh so hard..

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

"Go Team Retard" isn't a particularly funny phrase in and of itself but the delivery is fantastic. I was also partial to the "I meant to say you get to wear a scary mask like it's Halloween every day, only you're giving out the candy and they candy is bullets!"

 

[roflchopter]

HAHA I LOVE
"I criticize because I'm a critic and I don't believe in scores because I don't believe a complex opinion can be represented numerically, YOU LIKE NUMBERS? How bout 4...as in FUCK you!"

 

[Kukakkau]

"go team retard" - use that a lot to describe cod4 teams when i dont party up
"nazi bullet bum rape"
"now im not a fanboy - yes you are"

 

[Joey245]

"The Prince of Persia series is like a man who owned a goose that, when the conditions were perfect, laid a golden egg. He then spent the next few years experimenting with the goose's bedding and vitamin intake hoping to recreate the event and now after a couple of bronze and silver eggs dropped out he went the scientific route, chopping it into fritzes looking for the secret. And when that didn't work, he hastily stitched it back together, dressed it in glittery fabrics and attatched some Googly eyes. And that right there is the new prince of Persia, an appealingly gaudy apearance that fails to disguise the fact that the old bird is DEAD inside."

 

[sheomad]

"WANKER" !

 

[yahtzeelover]

but seriously I wouldn't consider actually BUYING fable unless they brought it down to cost... and threw in another, better game... and some chips... and Belgium.

 

[Arrers]

His description of what Liam Neeson's charcter would be like in his own game:
"Captain Dynamite, with the face of Fank Zappa and nuclear missiles instead of legs".

 

[orreso]

"perhaps if you spread Branston Pickle on No More Heroes the universe would end, and it would be f*cking AWESOME." (on No More Heroes)
also
"I'm afraid that if I join one I'll catch some disease that causes flowcharts" {(or something like that) on EVE online}

 

[xXTEHDRKMAGEXx]

"Go Team Retard!"-"The Fuck-You Button"-and"Serial Killer Standing Right Behind You, But Don't Turn Around Because It Will Really Piss Him Off!!!!!!"

 

[eagle270878]

"Mass errect", "Go team retard" and "The 360 is a good all-rounder that only occasionally pisses itself and dies". woo, go yahtzee!

 

[Kajt]

"And whistled for a baboon!"
So random that it should get awarded ten times in a row.

 

[Datalord]

My options for new games are either another chance to furiosly mash my controller to death, orgears of war versus the British Space Nazis