Your Final One Liner?

[Dott]

I'd look to the sky, raise my middle finger and shout "YOU'RE NEXT, GOD!"

 

[brunothepig]

"After I kill you, I'm going to rape your corpse. Don't worry, I'll be gentle."
I was told that on a game. A cookie for whoever figures it out.

Seriously?
I'd quote whatever I was listening to at the time. Hell yeah I'd have my iPod in hell...

 

[Hurr Durr Derp]

"Damn, I wish I had something cool to say right now..."

 

[Aggressor and Usurper]

Put him in the stew.

 

[JoshGod]

you have lost the game
would you like to continue
if yes please insert your coupon now

or

if your in hell and i kill you..
wont you just go to hell?
hey you know i was just kidding right.
......

 

[Lust]

Can I go home now?

 

[Palademon]

Give...me back...my...KLONDITE BAR!!

 

[Matthew Wilson]

'Can you validate my parking?'

 

[tjarne]

THE GAME...

or oggiebogelibo

 

[Pink dragon]

I have some candy in my basement

 

[BENZOOKA]

And now for something completely different.

 

[Gavmando]

"Right. Let's fuck this puppy."

Only Aussies will get the reference.

 

[RyanBishop]

"There's a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation: Ezekiel 25:17... The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with GREAT VENGEANCE and FURIOUS ANGER those who attempt to POISON and DESTROY my brothers. And you will KNOW my name is the LORD when I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!!!"

*BOOM*

 

[PurpleSky]

Well that "puts on sunglasses" was one hell of an adventure.

Damn it! You beat me to it.

Although I was gonna say, "Well *puts on glasses* it looks like someone gave you hell.

YYYEEEEEAAAAAAH!

OT: YOU JUST GOT MFING OWNED SON!

 

[R4ptur3]

"and i only went out to go and get some milk"

 

[p3t3r]

nay nay Hurray

 

[Slaanax]

That's what she said.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Good *slash*
Will *slash*
Never *slash*
Give *slash*
In *slash*
To *slash*
Evil! *slash*

Cookie for reference.

I may be too late, but Okami?

OT: If you don't drop me a really nice weapon and lots of loot, I will cast this Rez spell on you, and kill you again & again until you give me something I want.
This one was born the second time I killed the Destroyer from Borderlands.

 

[SuccessAndBiscuts]

The best one liners are context sensitive like the following vertical comic shows.

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