Your Final One Liner?

[Gavmando]

"Right. Let's fuck this puppy."

Only Aussies will get the reference.

 

[RyanBishop]

"There's a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation: Ezekiel 25:17... The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with GREAT VENGEANCE and FURIOUS ANGER those who attempt to POISON and DESTROY my brothers. And you will KNOW my name is the LORD when I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!!!"

*BOOM*

 

[PurpleSky]

Well that "puts on sunglasses" was one hell of an adventure.

Damn it! You beat me to it.

Although I was gonna say, "Well *puts on glasses* it looks like someone gave you hell.

YYYEEEEEAAAAAAH!

OT: YOU JUST GOT MFING OWNED SON!

 

[R4ptur3]

"and i only went out to go and get some milk"

 

[p3t3r]

nay nay Hurray

 

[Slaanax]

That's what she said.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Good *slash*
Will *slash*
Never *slash*
Give *slash*
In *slash*
To *slash*
Evil! *slash*

Cookie for reference.

I may be too late, but Okami?

OT: If you don't drop me a really nice weapon and lots of loot, I will cast this Rez spell on you, and kill you again & again until you give me something I want.
This one was born the second time I killed the Destroyer from Borderlands.

 

[SuccessAndBiscuts]

The best one liners are context sensitive like the following vertical comic shows.

Spoiler

 

[Sarukin]

"Hold these bullets for me" *Shoots final boss*

 

[Grimlock Fett]

"Vae victis!"
"Woe to the conquered (ones)".
~Kain LOK- SR2 I think

 

[Totenkopf]

"Silence, earthbounds!"

 

[DefunctTheory]

'Please refrain from turning into a zombie.'

 

[scbunchy]

"Jackpot", obviously.

 

[Crops]

If games and movies have taught me anything, it's that talking instead of killing is an opportunity for plot twists.

So stab first, pun later.

After making the kill; grin, say "pwned" and teabag.

 

[Tartarga]

"Looks like the king *puts on sunglasses* just got dethroned. YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Also what I would say if Burger King went out of business.

 

[Sir Kemper]

"Geuss what? I win."

 

[dragonslayer32]

"sucks to be you, *****"!

 

[Sixties Spidey]

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

"Oh and when you get to hell...tell your brother he STILL a douche!!"

Cookie for refrence

 

[RyanBishop]

"Oh and when you get to hell...tell your brother he STILL a douche!!"

Cookie for refrence

No More Heroes: Travis Touchdown =)