Your last words?
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"Though im about to walk through the valley of shadow and death, i shall fear no evil, for the heavens will tremble, and hell shall be again feared.... Satan is returning.."
or
"Yesterday is History, Tomorrow a Mystery, But today is a Gift"
or
"Yesterday is History, Tomorrow a Mystery, But today is a Gift"
HA!! you earnt a friend request for this ;-)King of the Sandbox said:
i don't know what my last words wouyld be for zombies, probably something along the lines of "ooh i eat peoples brains mehmehemeh!! it doesn't make you a hard ma..."
that said i want to my last words to be something like "oh that feels great, lets just see if you can bend them any further back.." followed by me being killed by a dislocated hip joint.
It really depends on the scenario.
Held up with a gun:
"So you're going to shoot me huh? Well i'm afraid the only the person who shoots me is me. *pull out a gun and hold it up to my head* Good luck trying to shoot me WHEN I'M ALREADY DEAD!!!."
Blackadder style last stand:
"Thinking of good They Might be Giants line...."
Having just sacrificed myself to save someone else:
"Why didn't you DOOOOOODGE!!!!????"
Alright all three of them are quotes. I really couldn't come up with my own because i'm sleepy.
But if anyone can guess all those quotes then you are awesome.
Held up with a gun:
"So you're going to shoot me huh? Well i'm afraid the only the person who shoots me is me. *pull out a gun and hold it up to my head* Good luck trying to shoot me WHEN I'M ALREADY DEAD!!!."
Blackadder style last stand:
"Thinking of good They Might be Giants line...."
Having just sacrificed myself to save someone else:
"Why didn't you DOOOOOODGE!!!!????"
Alright all three of them are quotes. I really couldn't come up with my own because i'm sleepy.
But if anyone can guess all those quotes then you are awesome.
"Hmmm... I really didn't think this through, did I?"
Looks like I've hit a ..."
*glasses on*
"Dead end
YEEEAAAAARGGGGHHHHHOWOWOWOWOWOHGODDAMMITTHATHURTS!!"
Oh come on! Somebody had to do it!
Bug did a comic on this exact topic once
http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/any-last-words/
Looks like I've hit a ..."
*glasses on*
"Dead end
YEEEAAAAARGGGGHHHHHOWOWOWOWOWOHGODDAMMITTHATHURTS!!"
Oh come on! Somebody had to do it!
Bug did a comic on this exact topic once
http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/any-last-words/
Hmmmm.... Hmmmmm.... Hmmmmm..... HHHMMMMMMMM......
AHAH!
"Tell my wife... That she DOES look fat in that dress..."
No...
"The treasure is buried on wakawaka island, behind the ferocius Zindlibbles, under the volcano temple of WeefazA. The password to open the door to the treasury that contains wealth beyond your wildest dreams is Foofa Loofa Doofa... Oh, what was that last word? Oh right! G..." And then die.
No, not that...
"I'll just be out to get pizza, so don't cook anything tonight."
Yessss....
Oh, or "My only regret is not killing all of you and your families." A pi and a churro for anyone who gets the reference! And I didn't misspel pie. I'm talking about numerical pi, suckers.
AHAH!
"Tell my wife... That she DOES look fat in that dress..."
No...
"The treasure is buried on wakawaka island, behind the ferocius Zindlibbles, under the volcano temple of WeefazA. The password to open the door to the treasury that contains wealth beyond your wildest dreams is Foofa Loofa Doofa... Oh, what was that last word? Oh right! G..." And then die.
No, not that...
"I'll just be out to get pizza, so don't cook anything tonight."
Yessss....
Oh, or "My only regret is not killing all of you and your families." A pi and a churro for anyone who gets the reference! And I didn't misspel pie. I'm talking about numerical pi, suckers.
"I cannot tell a lie. You lot are. A monkey's anus. And the constitution went straight up your asses."