Your last words?

[Sir Seagull]

"Hmmm... I really didn't think this through, did I?"

Looks like I've hit a ..."
*glasses on*
"Dead end
YEEEAAAAARGGGGHHHHHOWOWOWOWOWOHGODDAMMITTHATHURTS!!"

Oh come on! Somebody had to do it!

Bug did a comic on this exact topic once
http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/any-last-words/

 

[retyopy]

Hmmmm.... Hmmmmm.... Hmmmmm..... HHHMMMMMMMM......

AHAH!

"Tell my wife... That she DOES look fat in that dress..."

No...

"The treasure is buried on wakawaka island, behind the ferocius Zindlibbles, under the volcano temple of WeefazA. The password to open the door to the treasury that contains wealth beyond your wildest dreams is Foofa Loofa Doofa... Oh, what was that last word? Oh right! G..." And then die.

No, not that...

"I'll just be out to get pizza, so don't cook anything tonight."

Yessss....

Oh, or "My only regret is not killing all of you and your families." A pi and a churro for anyone who gets the reference! And I didn't misspel pie. I'm talking about numerical pi, suckers.

 

[CorvusFerreum]

"Well... fuck."


alternativly:
"Oooooh! What's this button for?"

 

[Durananrananrananran]

I'm surprised I'm the first to say this, but my last words would be 'clever girl'

 

[Jaso11111]

Il be back on Sunday...

And he was.
The End

 

[winter2]

"I told you I was sick!"

 

[Luke3184]

I buried the million pounds...

 

[Broady Brio]

"I cannot tell a lie. You lot are. A monkey's anus. And the constitution went straight up your asses."

 

[The Heavy Metal Nerd]

"...well, that's gonna leave a mark in the morning."

 

[steeple]

what do I win?
(best quality available, unfortunately)

 

[KingofallCosmos]

"There's one thing I never told you. It's... argh!"

They'll ponder it for weeks

 

[Hungry Donner]

Guess who's going to be haunted! *evil laugh*

It's now this, ha!

 

[ParanoidEngineer]

Damn it, I was one off a tactical nuke...

 

[spielburg]

run away! run a-WAY!!!

I would use the voice from King Richard from Monty Python's The Holy Grail, anyone who saw this movie knows what I mean.

 

[JamesStone]

"Rosebud..."

 

[Mr.Teatime]

"Who woulda thought that monkey could be such a good aim..."

 

[Mangod]

"This can't be good..."

 

[Galaxy Roll]

"Yeah... That'll do."

 

[k-ossuburb]

I'm Batman.

"I'll see you guys tomorrow" (cookie for whoever gets the reference)

"'tis only a flesh wound."

"BIG BLOODY GAZONGAS."

"Hang on, hang on, hang on... saving throw."


EDIT: Oh crap, low content, hang on a moment while I come up with more stuff.

Okay, I think I got it.

 

[Leadfinger]

"Rosebud..."