Your left index finger is a gun

[RadioactiveTurtle]

I just shot through the back of my chair and I may of destroyed my guitar amp and/or A rainbow rising record :'(

 

[Denamic]

Shot myself in the head.
Through my nose.
*cough*

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Well, I'm not typing this because my computer now has a huge, gaping hole in the mouse pad. And someone on the floor below me is probably very upset.

 

[Leafy-Cod]

i seem to have lost a nipple...

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

I just killed an office chair and the refrigerator 1 floor down... damn now I have to go food shopping again.

 

[Lord Kloo]

Just shot my girlfriend in the vagina...

..no, no I'm joking

I actually just destroyed the first few comments of this thread, and my laptop

 

[SultanP]

Just shot through the bottom, non-vital part of my keyboard, the desk beneath, it may have grazed the inside of my left thigh and either gone through the front of the seat of my chair, and continued through my foot mat and into the floor, or it is stuck in my chair.

 

[CloakedOne]

great, my computer is totaled as are four desks, a wall, an an adjacent building. My boss is gonna be pissed.

 

[Dogstile]

Keep it at 4chan, folks.

This is a perfectly viable thread, so no. Less likely to get a gore image anyway.

Anyway, OT:

I just shot down my arm

 

[superbatranger]

I just blew off my left hand and arm up to my elbow.
...
...
...Ow.

'Tis but a flesh wound.

*looks at index finger* What do you mean my finger is a gu

 

[Nieroshai]

Vash's angel arm levels.

I second this. Humanoid typhoon!

 

[ultimateownage]

Well where the cartridge ejection would be was touching my chin so I would have a bad gunpower burn on my chin and a hole in the wall.

 

[DeadEy3]

Oh it just broke my laptop's screen, but more concerned with the fact that I NO LONGER HAVE THE TIP OF MY LEFT INDEX FINGER CAUSE IT JUST SHOT THROUGH MY SCREEN AND OUT THE WINDOW!!!

 

[Cmwissy]

Oh God, please don't bring more 4Chan fads to the Escapist, I beg you God.

 

[drdamo]

*cough* *cough* Was just ashing my cigarette! Bye bye ashtray! *cough*

 

[drdamo]

Oh God, please don't bring more 4Chan fads to the Escapist, I bed you God.

Bedding God? You must really love your religion *rolleyes*

 

[MurderousToaster]

Just shot my wall. Almost shot my bookshelves.

 

[Kitteh]

I dont know, but boy does my keyboard look thrashed

 

[Stickill]

Well, I shot through my temple, straight through my brain, and right through my right ear.

Yeah I'm dead.

 

[dorkette1990]

Goodbye right leg.... dah, right into the femoral artery! Goodbye life then. Stupid leg-sitting hand.