Your LightSaber?

[sokka14]

I'd have a purple one with an oddly phallic hilt.
That's just how I role.

So...Mace Windu's lightsaber?

Not phallic enough.
Think uncomfortably phallic.

you could have one where the handle is a pair of balls

 

[ravensshade]

double bladed one but the color should fluctuate between red and blue

 

[Beowulf DW]

I'd have a purple one with an oddly phallic hilt.
That's just how I role.

So...Mace Windu's lightsaber?

Not phallic enough.
Think uncomfortably phallic.

I don't want to think uncomfortably phallic...

 

[2PieceOrNot2Piece]

Purple blade, thin straight hilt, and can we get a light-shield on the go here?

 

[Gxas]

I'd have a purple one with an oddly phallic hilt.
That's just how I role.

I see what you did there...

or was the pun unintentional?

What pun?
Seriously, I have no idea what you're talking about.

It's Mace Windu's lightsaber... that's just how you role... like the role you play in a movie...

 

[Snor]

ow thank god i thought this was about your lightsaber ^^ hurhur

no i would take a saber kind of lightsaber or lightsaber daggers

 

[Captain_Caveman]

mine would be made of anti-matter.

every time i hit something it would open a black hole

 

[Nexus424]

Dual sided One side black and other side blood red.

 

[NeedAUserName]

I would go for something like Count Dooku's. Except in purple, and double edged.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

you could have one where the handle is a pair of balls

That might work, if I didn't wince every time I had to grip it tight.

It's Mace Windu's lightsaber... that's just how you role... like the role you play in a movie...

I... see.

I don't want to think uncomfortably phallic...

*Force hypnosis*
Yes you do.

 

[Beowulf DW]

Considering all the people who want the double-edged and other exotic lightsabers, I'm surprised that the forked-lightsaber hasn't caught on yet.

 

[Railgun88]

Blood red handle, and a black blade.

 

[ThePlasmatizer]

Double-bladed red Lightsaber like Darth Mauls.

Is there anything cooler?

Another interesting one I've heard about is a Lightwhip which sounds unique.

 

[sokka14]

you could have one where the handle is a pair of balls

That might work, if I didn't wince every time I had to grip it tight.

you were going for UNCOMFORTABLY phallic, right?

 

[Theon Tonarim]

Two sabers, crimson blades.

 

[sms_117b]

Two handed green saber, with a button to split the handle and keep a chain attaching the emitter and main part of the handle together

A nun-chuck light saber

 

[neuromasser]

Double wield Dark Sabers

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

you could have one where the handle is a pair of balls

That might work, if I didn't wince every time I had to grip it tight.

you were going for uncomfortably phallic, right?

Yes, but uncomfortable for others.
Actualy, I suppose the homoeroticism of running someone through with a lightsaber shaped like a mans junk would make up for it.
I like this idea.

 

[Beowulf DW]

Double-bladed red Lightsaber like Darth Mauls.

Is there anything cooler?

Another interesting one I've heard about is a Lightwhip which sounds unique.

Apparently there are all sorts of variations on the lightsaber, in addition to the lightwhip. Lightsaber pikes, canes, fiber-cord-linked lightsabers, forked lightsabers, lightFOILS...

All sorts of weapons.

 

[BloodyOne]

I would have arm-blades. You know, those classic weapons that are like bracers but have blades extending past the hand and wrist. It would truly let you become one with your weapon, as all the ancient swordsmen told their pupils to do.