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I'm guilty of things like this:
Friend: "Here, look at this [strange object/picture]."
Me: "That's [negative adjective]. And by [negative adjective], I mean VERY [negative adjective]."
And overusing words and phrases as such: fantastic, spiffy, cool beans, all-raaaht (stolen from Henry of "Without A Face"), okuui (also stole from Henry), right-o, okies (GOD WHY), and WRRRRRRRRYYYY. I blame the folks who I sat with for lunch both this year and last for that last one.
I also lapse into the voice of Portal characters, namely, the turrets, GLaDOS, and the Curiosity Sphere.
Friend: "Here, look at this [strange object/picture]."
Me: "That's [negative adjective]. And by [negative adjective], I mean VERY [negative adjective]."
And overusing words and phrases as such: fantastic, spiffy, cool beans, all-raaaht (stolen from Henry of "Without A Face"), okuui (also stole from Henry), right-o, okies (GOD WHY), and WRRRRRRRRYYYY. I blame the folks who I sat with for lunch both this year and last for that last one.
I also lapse into the voice of Portal characters, namely, the turrets, GLaDOS, and the Curiosity Sphere.
My modification to lines that can be inserted at strategic moments to make conversations more interesting, and by interesting I mean dirty.
"If I had a dime for every time I heard that"
As in:
"So...she just came out of the closet"
"If I had a dime..."
Also,
"I had a date like that once"
As in:
"So then this truck just crushes her rear fender"
"Yeah, had a date like that once"
And my favorite (I stole it, but can't remember from where)
"I'm not that into Pokemon"
As in:
"Have you ever heard of [insert band name]?"
"Nah, I'm not really into Pokemon"
"If I had a dime for every time I heard that"
As in:
"So...she just came out of the closet"
"If I had a dime..."
Also,
"I had a date like that once"
As in:
"So then this truck just crushes her rear fender"
"Yeah, had a date like that once"
And my favorite (I stole it, but can't remember from where)
"I'm not that into Pokemon"
As in:
"Have you ever heard of [insert band name]?"
"Nah, I'm not really into Pokemon"
"Indeed".
My Western Civ I teacher said it all the time, and now I do it. It wasn't intentional either, I just picked it up.
My Western Civ I teacher said it all the time, and now I do it. It wasn't intentional either, I just picked it up.
"That's (not) what your mom said last night."
Example:
Friend (who is feeling quite sick): "Get that sausage out of my face!"
Me: [above]
Example:
Friend (who is feeling quite sick): "Get that sausage out of my face!"
Me: [above]
The only thing I can think of is when I hurt myself (like stub my toe or something) I shout "son of a whore!"
"Next time, try to open your mouth without lowering my opinion of you" is one I used a bit.
"and you think I have a problem with that?" said with a creepy smile. Best used when a woman has threated to hurt me after I've made a few smart-arsed remarks.
"and you think I have a problem with that?" said with a creepy smile. Best used when a woman has threated to hurt me after I've made a few smart-arsed remarks.
"Pardon me, I have to pray. [Long string of profanity]"
I usually use this when something horrible just happened to me. Which, given my tendency to overdramatize, is all the time. I also say "lolwut" a lot when around my friends.
I usually use this when something horrible just happened to me. Which, given my tendency to overdramatize, is all the time. I also say "lolwut" a lot when around my friends.
I have loads, the ones that come to mind though are
"Hit it with a stick"
And variants of it e.g.
Friend: My phone won't work!
Me: Have you tried hitting it with a stick?
"What was that about your ?"
e.g.
Me: To the moon!
Friend: Yeah, except it doesn't exist.
Me: What was that about your life?
I also have "So's your face" which I got after a scrubs marathon of series 1-6
There's also "Hehe, "
Because I'm so immature I still laugh when someone says "Bum"
Another thing is "It's because I'm short and black isn't it?"
Which I only say in the presence of some people, but mostly when myblack friend says something mean to me. when my black friends say something mean to me
Yeah...
.>
We laugh because I'm 6"2 and very, very white.
Also I quite often reply to people's sentences with "Yeah, everything's better with "
I use this sarcastically and non-sarcastically, which can confuse people.
Basucally, I am a funny, funny person.
/sarcasm
"Hit it with a stick"
And variants of it e.g.
Friend: My phone won't work!
Me: Have you tried hitting it with a stick?
"What was that about your ?"
e.g.
Me: To the moon!
Friend: Yeah, except it doesn't exist.
Me: What was that about your life?
I also have "So's your face" which I got after a scrubs marathon of series 1-6
There's also "Hehe, "
Because I'm so immature I still laugh when someone says "Bum"
Another thing is "It's because I'm short and black isn't it?"
Which I only say in the presence of some people, but mostly when my
Yeah...
.>
We laugh because I'm 6"2 and very, very white.
Also I quite often reply to people's sentences with "Yeah, everything's better with "
I use this sarcastically and non-sarcastically, which can confuse people.
Basucally, I am a funny, funny person.
/sarcasm