Your List of Rules to the World?
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I disagree with the enviable memory though. I want to remember the stuff I should regret.The_ModeRazor said:
I bet it did. And thanks.goatzilla8463 said:
See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
But it might be beer!GBlair88 said:
Anyway:
1. If it's chocolate-covered, then it's not healthy, no matter what the ads say.
2. When trying to figure out how something could have happened, never discard the possibility that people simply are very stupid.
3. Never trust somebody who gets nostalgic about a age s/he has not actually experienced.
4. Remember that while it's okay to believe in God, the phrase "God did it somehow" isn't, nor has it ever been, a scientific explanation for anything.
5. If you ask the one you're in love with out, you might not get a yes. If you don't ask her/him out, you're guaranteed not to get a yes.
6. You know that person who does the kind of crazy stuff everybody wished they would have the guts to do? Be that person.
7. Remember: Everybody gets to do one stupid thing that "seemed like a good idea at the time" without having to regret it.
8. Don't drink Swedish beer. It tastes like it's been diluted.
Only make mass judgments about people being stupid or evil if you're willing to say that you're stupid or evil too.
1.Dont judge by the looks
2.Most people are stupid
3.Trust and have confidence on yourself
4.Take risk and chances
5.Check your friends and be sure they are your "friends"
6.Dont drink to much beer or take drugs
7.If someone is being an asshole to you punch him if you cant punch him use a bat
8.Always watch out for your wallet,mp3,etc
2.Most people are stupid
3.Trust and have confidence on yourself
4.Take risk and chances
5.Check your friends and be sure they are your "friends"
6.Dont drink to much beer or take drugs
7.If someone is being an asshole to you punch him if you cant punch him use a bat
8.Always watch out for your wallet,mp3,etc
The cake is a lie.
Never trust anyone who thinks they can pat you on the head, without punishment.
Never trust anyone who thinks they can pat you on the head, without punishment.
Believe what you want and don't impose your faith on anyone else. Faith is personal and we don't need to know what yours is unless we ask.
Nobody is equal, we are all different. This does not make you a special snowflake.
Corollary: We are all still human.
Consider how much you take care of your pets and family and whether you give even a tenth of that attention to the rest of humanity.
Nobody is equal, we are all different. This does not make you a special snowflake.
Corollary: We are all still human.
Consider how much you take care of your pets and family and whether you give even a tenth of that attention to the rest of humanity.
Never buy the extended warranty
All the women on the internet are actually dudes
Invest in real estate
If you see an opportunity, take it. (Just today, i saw the school elevator crowded with freshmen and the door was closing, I rush to the door, held it open, and ripped a huge fart. And it was taco day for lunch. muahahahaha!)
All the women on the internet are actually dudes
Invest in real estate
If you see an opportunity, take it. (Just today, i saw the school elevator crowded with freshmen and the door was closing, I rush to the door, held it open, and ripped a huge fart. And it was taco day for lunch. muahahahaha!)
When they tell you not to Panic, that's when you Panic
Either do something or don't, don't dither and then regret it
NEVER. DEVIATE. FROM. THE. F*CKING. PLAN. It is THERE for a reason, you will adher to it
In matters of fashion, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand firm like a rock
A person is smart, People are stupid
Never try to be something you're not (it's a bit cheesy, but rings true)
Say "Yes" a lot more. It tends to be the more interesting choice.
AND NOW: THE BEST ADVICE EVER, IN MUSIC FORM
Either do something or don't, don't dither and then regret it
NEVER. DEVIATE. FROM. THE. F*CKING. PLAN. It is THERE for a reason, you will adher to it
In matters of fashion, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand firm like a rock
A person is smart, People are stupid
Never try to be something you're not (it's a bit cheesy, but rings true)
Say "Yes" a lot more. It tends to be the more interesting choice.
AND NOW: THE BEST ADVICE EVER, IN MUSIC FORM
Life Lessons From Fantasy Gaming:
1) Any plan that causes the DM to ask "Are you sure you want to do that?" should be rethought immediately.
2) Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
3) You can't succeed at anything unless you roll the dice.
4) Never, ever, throw a fireball in a closed room.
5) Never be the first person to touch an unknown substance.
6) Hitting on the King's daughter in never a good idea.
7) If you spend enough time in sleazy bars talking to shady characters, adventure will find you.
8) Always have an exit strategy.
9) Siege artillery doesn't discriminate.
10) Never use a weapon that's braver than you are.
11) If the DM is smiling, it's already too late.
12) Never give the Dungeon Master ideas.
13) If something looks too good to be true, check for traps at once.
14) Never summon anything you don't know how to dismiss.
15) Treat your hirelings well: they're the ones carrying all your loot.
16) If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try rerolling again and hope the DM didn't notice.
17) Believe only half of what you see and none of what you hear because you always blow your "Spot Hidden" and "Listen" rolls.
18) Don't cut off your nose to spite your face unless your name is "Vecna"
19) You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear, but crown royal bags are much cooler for keeping dice anyway.
20) Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Unfortunately, the rest of the party is in the stomach of the Beholder.
21) When all else fails, bribe the DM.
1) Any plan that causes the DM to ask "Are you sure you want to do that?" should be rethought immediately.
2) Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
3) You can't succeed at anything unless you roll the dice.
4) Never, ever, throw a fireball in a closed room.
5) Never be the first person to touch an unknown substance.
6) Hitting on the King's daughter in never a good idea.
7) If you spend enough time in sleazy bars talking to shady characters, adventure will find you.
8) Always have an exit strategy.
9) Siege artillery doesn't discriminate.
10) Never use a weapon that's braver than you are.
11) If the DM is smiling, it's already too late.
12) Never give the Dungeon Master ideas.
13) If something looks too good to be true, check for traps at once.
14) Never summon anything you don't know how to dismiss.
15) Treat your hirelings well: they're the ones carrying all your loot.
16) If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try rerolling again and hope the DM didn't notice.
17) Believe only half of what you see and none of what you hear because you always blow your "Spot Hidden" and "Listen" rolls.
18) Don't cut off your nose to spite your face unless your name is "Vecna"
19) You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear, but crown royal bags are much cooler for keeping dice anyway.
20) Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Unfortunately, the rest of the party is in the stomach of the Beholder.
21) When all else fails, bribe the DM.
This one all the way, I'll have to remember this one.DM master said:
Also, life doesn't have a point, so you should just have fun with it, just don't ruin other people's fun.
Oh, and math is stupid