Your List of Rules to the World?
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1) Plans never work. Don't bother with them.
2) People generally try to be good, but it's easy to fuck up. Help them be good and they will be good to you.
3) It's easy to get so caught up in all the things that are wrong with the world that you don't notice all the things that are right. Don't do that.
4) Optimists are dumb and pessimists are miserable. Don't be either, be a skeptic with high hopes and low expectations.
2) People generally try to be good, but it's easy to fuck up. Help them be good and they will be good to you.
3) It's easy to get so caught up in all the things that are wrong with the world that you don't notice all the things that are right. Don't do that.
4) Optimists are dumb and pessimists are miserable. Don't be either, be a skeptic with high hopes and low expectations.
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Rule #1) Do not talk about it.
Rule #2) Do not talk about Rule #1
Rule #3) ????
Rule #4) You've just lost the game.
Rule #2) Do not talk about Rule #1
Rule #3) ????
Rule #4) You've just lost the game.
1) A good answer today is better than a perfect one tomorrow
2) Never interrupt and enemy while they are making a mistake
3) A man of wisdom should learn to love his enemies and hate his friends
4) The first man to take a swing just proves his beliefs are inferior
5) Always carry a knife; and if you lose it, turn your back on a foe and they'll give you a new one
6) Stay aware of your surroundings, those who wish to do you harm are
7) If you ever "have a bad feeling about this" trust it
8) If you go into a fight planning to die, you will likely survive; hope to live and you will surely perish
9) Trust in your abilities and never doubt your abilities, to do so invites danger
10) Killing in self defense can be tricky with the law, it is a bit fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps
11) The least desirable event will always exert itself when the results will be most frustrating
2) Never interrupt and enemy while they are making a mistake
3) A man of wisdom should learn to love his enemies and hate his friends
4) The first man to take a swing just proves his beliefs are inferior
5) Always carry a knife; and if you lose it, turn your back on a foe and they'll give you a new one
6) Stay aware of your surroundings, those who wish to do you harm are
7) If you ever "have a bad feeling about this" trust it
8) If you go into a fight planning to die, you will likely survive; hope to live and you will surely perish
9) Trust in your abilities and never doubt your abilities, to do so invites danger
10) Killing in self defense can be tricky with the law, it is a bit fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps
11) The least desirable event will always exert itself when the results will be most frustrating
There is no save function, you have only one life and even at rest points it's always Insane Difficulty.
Oh the quirkiness, falalala I frolick in Laughter.
But no, serious.
#1 Rule: Learn, from everything that happens, expect nothing to happen and enjoy what does if possible. Keep a broad-mind and map out all factors when making decisions. If things don't go to plan at least be cheery your not dead and if you are then at least you don't have to put up with the misery anymore
Oh the quirkiness, falalala I frolick in Laughter.
But no, serious.
#1 Rule: Learn, from everything that happens, expect nothing to happen and enjoy what does if possible. Keep a broad-mind and map out all factors when making decisions. If things don't go to plan at least be cheery your not dead and if you are then at least you don't have to put up with the misery anymore
Some examples
Scooby-doo rule no.1: Never split up and look for clues
Scooby-doo rule no.2: If there's a bad guy, it's the guy you've met exactly once.
Zelda rule no.1: Power corrupts without wisdom.
Lethal Weapon rule no.4: They #*@! you with the cell phone
Scooby-doo rule no.1: Never split up and look for clues
Scooby-doo rule no.2: If there's a bad guy, it's the guy you've met exactly once.
Zelda rule no.1: Power corrupts without wisdom.
Lethal Weapon rule no.4: They #*@! you with the cell phone
well i have a few simple once all can agree on
1: humans are evil beins for the most time rather wanting to kill you and get money.
2: games are a media that isent allowed to do what movies want (sexual content and intense violence) without a fanatic trying to law suit the company out of it
3: humans doesent want to understand and be friendly, if they found aliens they would properly rather nuke theyr homeplanet instead of trying ot communicate
4: evryone loves cakes (so long its not a lie).
1: humans are evil beins for the most time rather wanting to kill you and get money.
2: games are a media that isent allowed to do what movies want (sexual content and intense violence) without a fanatic trying to law suit the company out of it
3: humans doesent want to understand and be friendly, if they found aliens they would properly rather nuke theyr homeplanet instead of trying ot communicate
4: evryone loves cakes (so long its not a lie).
1. If you kill a man, you are a murderer.
2. If you kill 10 men, you are a monster.
3. If you kill 100 men, you are a hero.
4. If you kill 10,000 men, you are a conqueror!
2. If you kill 10 men, you are a monster.
3. If you kill 100 men, you are a hero.
4. If you kill 10,000 men, you are a conqueror!
I had to lol... My friend is 17 and had sex with about 12 guys.ma55ter_fett said:
People will always let you down and fuck you over, it doesn't get easier but you learn to deal with it.
Stressing over little things makes everything worse.
Sometimes all you need is music, a grassy hill and sun.
If you want to see a rainbow, you have to put up with the rain.
A fantastic Audrey Hepburn quote
if you dig up graves in your neighborhood, you're a defiler. if you dig up graves in another country, you're an archaeologist.
if you knock her out, you're a monster. if she knocks you out, you're a *****.
racism will always exist.
if you're clinically depressed and in school, don't get a job and a girlfriend, thinking things will get better. it will just play hell with your already messed-up life.
sheltering your children will just leave them unprepared for life in every way.
silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
more later.
if you knock her out, you're a monster. if she knocks you out, you're a *****.
racism will always exist.
if you're clinically depressed and in school, don't get a job and a girlfriend, thinking things will get better. it will just play hell with your already messed-up life.
sheltering your children will just leave them unprepared for life in every way.
silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
more later.
-Learn from the past,don't live in it
-There is no such thing as "the good old days".Things just seemed better back then because you were younger
-If something offends you then change the channel/web page/whatever
-If I haven't asked for your opinion then you can be pretty sure I'm not interested in it
-The golden rule...SHIT HAPPENS.DEAL WITH IT
-There is no such thing as "the good old days".Things just seemed better back then because you were younger
-If something offends you then change the channel/web page/whatever
-If I haven't asked for your opinion then you can be pretty sure I'm not interested in it
-The golden rule...SHIT HAPPENS.DEAL WITH IT
I think you should apply the Rules of the Internet [http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/30/1194679739296.jpg] to the real world. And also, Always bring a towel.
(and don't talk about /b/)
(and don't talk about /b/)