Your most embarrassing moment

[Timotei]

What was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Mine I'm embarrassed just thinking about.

A few weeks ago I was at a nearby lake going swimming with Michel, his brother and his brother's friends. After lunch some of us went climbing out on the section of a tree that extended out over the water. Michel and I perched ourselves on one of the higher branches where we just dangled our feet and laughed. Suddenly everyone decided to shake the branch we were sitting on. Michel fell first. Eventually I fall backwards and go tumbling through the branches below and plunge into the water feet first. On the way down my top gets snagged on a branch and comes undone. All the boys took their sweet time laughing at me. I had to stay in the water until someone went up and got it.

 

[Vrex360]

God... too many to count. Of course the man and most obvious was any experiance i had with S&M.... but that's kind of innapropriate.

I have a bad habit of making a fool out of myself with women I like.

 

[Gotham Soul]

Changed in a women's locker room. It wasn't until I walked around the corner and saw the brassiere that I realized something was wrong.

 

[InvisibleMilk]

Attempting to rap at a friend's party.

 

[SharPhoe]

Attempting to rap at a friend's party.

Having to rap for a drama class assignment was my worst moment. Funny thing is, everyone agreed that I did the BEST job of anyone in the class, and I'm about as far from black as you can get, mentally.

 

[Gamer137]

God... too many to count.

You and me both.

I am tied between two. First was vomiting in the school daily assembly. Uncontrollable, but had about 250 witnesses. Good thing it was a private school. Second was walking into girls bathroom, because the building designer has a compulsion to make everything identical. My own fault, but only about five witnesses. So whats worse? Witnesses or action prevention?

 

[duchaked]

Attempting to rap at a friend's party.

ugh, Rock Band 2...I tried to sing loll

 

[Timotei]

Attempting to rap at a friend's party.

Having to rap for a drama class assignment was my worst moment. Funny thing is, everyone agreed that I did the BEST job of anyone in the class, and I'm about as far from black as you can get, mentally.

My Drama Club had a tallent show last week. There was a group that did this
[link]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5gOfiU2jr4[/link]

I dropped off my chair from laughter.

 

[MasterSqueak]

Probably when I started singing the plants versus zombies song in public without noticing.

And by public I mean while shopping. In a busy store.

 

[Rascarin]

Me and a friend of mine had this thing going where we would say really creepy things to each other, just for the hell of it. One day, I had to phone her for something, and so when she answered the phone I said in my best pervert voice "I've seen your children..." (even though she has no children).

Then I found out that it wasn't my friend at all. It was her mother.

I hung up.

 

[KaiRai]

Getting arrested for streaking.
We all went out in crappy clothes to the pub, and had spares at a mates house, so we ran for 10 minutes from the pub all the way to his. We were about 30 seconds away and got pulled by the cops.
Cells are awkward when you're drunk and naked

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

I'm about as far from black as you can get, mentally.

Didn't know there was a white mind and a black mind.

 

[Fairee]

Getting arrested for streaking.
We all went out in crappy clothes to the pub, and had spares at a mates house, so we ran for 10 minutes from the pub all the way to his. We were about 30 seconds away and got pulled by the cops.
Cells are awkward when you're drunk and naked

Lol. At least you got to share a funny story with a group of random strangers

Mine is a certain post on here. But hey, maybe it'll teach me to think twice before clicking post....

Edit - this is strangely optimistic for me. You may want to bookmark it, as proof that I am not always depressed.

 

[SharPhoe]

I'm about as far from black as you can get, mentally.

Didn't know there was a white mind and a black mind.

Aaah, you know what I mean, Scamola. Not trying to offend.

 

[Anachronism]

I've done plenty of embarassing things. One of the worst ones was probably when I was on a train with a group of friends. One of them was phoning someone, and, as a joke, I told them to "put out that cigarette", to make the person they were phoning think they were smoking.

We were sitting about two metres away from the guards' section of the train.

Mine is a certain post on here. But hey, maye it'll teach me to think twice before clicking post....

Would you care to enlighten us? Or will you leave us in the dark?

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

I'm about as far from black as you can get, mentally.

Didn't know there was a white mind and a black mind.

Aaah, you know what I mean, Scamola. Not trying to offend.

I'm not offended, I mght be if I was black though (I know you are), if you know what I mean.

 

[SharPhoe]

I'm about as far from black as you can get, mentally.

Didn't know there was a white mind and a black mind.

Aaah, you know what I mean, Scamola. Not trying to offend.

I'm not offended, I mght be if I was black though (I know you are), if you know what I mean.

Would it be safer to say "behaviorally" instead of "mentally"?
Also, do ALL of your avatars wield guns?

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

Well I've had a lot of them, but one instance in particular springs to mind.

I once fell down an "up" escalator. You know how in cartoons, the character gets stuck and falls forever? Well, that's not how it goes. You fall, and you fall very quickly. The only difference is that the stairs come up to punch you in the face.

Pain....

 

[Fairee]

I've done plenty of embarassing things. One of the worst ones was probably when I was on a train with a group of friends. One of them was phoning someone, and, as a joke, I told them to "put out that cigarette", to make the person they were phoning think they were smoking.

We were sitting about two metres away from the guards' section of the train.

Mine is a certain post on here. But hey, maye it'll teach me to think twice before clicking post....

Would you care to enlighten us? Or will you leave us in the dark?

Erm, I think I may keep you in the dark, if it's all the same. I'm kinda hoping that the person it was about hasn't seen it yet. He probably has, but I'll keep quiet, just in case....

 

[Gooble]

On my 18th birthday I had all my friends round, and my parents and sister nicely decided to embarrass me by saying about how much I liked My Little Pony and how much I liked to play with it when I was a kid. Which is totally untrue, and I'm male which made it even worse.

I swear I'll still be hearing about it when I'm 90.

Also had a couple of times in school, firstly when I was doing a crazy Japanese version of a song we wrote in Music and the teacher walked in (noticed her after about 30 seconds of the version) looking at me like 'What the hell is he doing?'. Also in English we were coming up with horror stories in groups, and we had an in-joke of a ghost impression, which I was doing with the teacher sat right behind me (with the same 'wtf' expression).