hazabaza1 said:
erttheking said:
Malcolm Reynolds from Firefly...I FUCKING HATE Malcolm Reynolds from firefly. I have every last fucking thing about him.
Kidding, of course, but mind elaborating? I don't know anyone who even dislikes Mal, never mind hating him.
OT: Might agree with Yukari Takeba mentioned above, she's just really annoying in most situations be it for gameplay or story reasons.
Joffery from Game of Thrones is a real **** too.
Oh, also, obligatory Mass Effect 3 complain:
He is just such a fucking twat. He calls Inara a whore all the time, yet he has the nerve to get upset and depressed when she calls him the inexcusable term "petty thief".
He gets angry at Simon when he tries to bring his sister on board Serenity for the first time because "it endangered the crew" even though he was willing to try and provide transportation to him while smuggling illegal goods, not really caring if HE endangered HIM.
Also let's not forgot him telling Simon that he wouldn't leave without him before proceeding to do just that when he gets kidnapped, and I don't care if Book was injured, their doctor got kidnapped and instead of going after Simon so that he could, you know, treat her, he decided to just take off and...what was the brilliant Captain's plan again? Oh that's right, he didn't have one, just run up to an Alliance medical station without knowing that Book was an ex-operative and had the papers that would allow them to get in.
And I wish he would make up his fucking mind on what he considers everyone else because from episode to episode he bops from considering them "guests on his ship" to "his crew" depending on if he's supposed to be having an emotional moment with them or yelling at them (which in hindsight he does a LOT). Heck, I almost lost it when the rest of the crew went after him, one of them saying "He'd do the same for us," because the only time I remember him going to save one of them is the aforementioned Simon moment, and he took his sweet fucking time with that one, deciding to wait till the last fucking second and then magically knowing EXACTLY WHERE SIMON WAS SOMEHOW. If he knew where he was, how come he didn't get him when Book was hurt and needed a doctor?
Also in the movie he royally blows up at Simon for never telling him that River was unstable, despite the fact that in the last episode of the series she was playing around with a LOADED GUN. And while I'm talking about it he really pissed me off in the movie, it felt like he was just walking around looking for different people to shout at for half of it but the moment when he more or less said to the crew "do everything I tell you to do, desecrate some corpses, do things in half the time it should realistically take and if you complain I'll shoot you," is where I realized that I had grown to truly fucking hate him. And let's not forget "Either come with me to the heart of Reaver territory or get off here...on a dead planet in a bombed out settlement." Oh and why did he want to go to Miranda? Did he know that he would find a deep dark Alliance secret? NO! He just wanted to "get some closure." FUCK! HIM! He is a complete and utter asshole, Christ, I liked JAYNE more than I liked him, mainly because yeah Jayne was an asshole, but he and everyone around him didn't pretend that he wasn't.