Life a *****... but if it was easy it'd be a slut.kommando367 said:Lifes a *****, be its pimp.
Unfortunately I can't take credit for this beauty, and I can't remmeber where I heard it either (Probably because I was drunk). All I know is it spoke to me deeply, so I adopted it as my own.Mstrswrd said:This is amazing. Did you make this, or are you reciting?tijuanatim said:If Vodka was water and I were a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and never come up. But Vodka's not water and I'm not a duck, so pass me the bottle and shut the fuck up!
Enjoy, and feel free to substitute vodka for any sort of alcohol. My favorite is Rum, specifically Captain Morgan 100 proof. Yum.Beefcakes said:I'm stealing that...
Its mine now!
hmmm...LeonHellsvite said:What about an argument over why people shouldn't be punched in the face?traceur_ said:There is no argument that can't be won with a punch to the face.
traceur_ said:I laughed so hardLeonHellsvite said:What about an argument over why people shouldn't be punched in the face?traceur_ said:There is no argument that can't be won with a punch to the face.