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Scoooby

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work hard, rest when you're dead!!

It could always be worse....

Stand for something or you'll fall for anything...
 

jackanderson

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This is your life. Good to the last drop. Doesn't get any better than this. This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.
 

tijuanatim

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Mstrswrd said:
tijuanatim said:
If Vodka was water and I were a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and never come up. But Vodka's not water and I'm not a duck, so pass me the bottle and shut the fuck up!
This is amazing. Did you make this, or are you reciting?
Unfortunately I can't take credit for this beauty, and I can't remmeber where I heard it either (Probably because I was drunk). All I know is it spoke to me deeply, so I adopted it as my own.

Beefcakes said:
I'm stealing that...
Its mine now!
Enjoy, and feel free to substitute vodka for any sort of alcohol. My favorite is Rum, specifically Captain Morgan 100 proof. Yum.
 

Zacharine

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There is nothing in this universe that cannot be solved with a sufficient application of a Bolo. For The Regiment!
 

night_chrono

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"Life sucks then you die, so just say fuck it and go get high."

or

"Sanity only gets in the way of progress"

And surprised no one has said Carpe Diem.
 

klarr

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there is no right there is no wrong, just what values people are willing to die for.
 

traceur_

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LeonHellsvite said:
traceur_ said:
There is no argument that can't be won with a punch to the face.
What about an argument over why people shouldn't be punched in the face?
hmmm...

*punches leon in the face*

I win

hehe

actually one person would just punch the other person in the face, silencing them and preventing further counter-arguments so yeh.
 

PurpleLeafRave

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I like to say "id rather you hate me for something that i am, than ever like me for something that im not"
I got that from the lyrics of a five finger death punch song :)
 

IrrelevantTangent

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1. Cookies need love like everything does.
2. "I don't practice magic tricks," said the wizard to the rogue. "Illusions, my friend. Tricks are what whores do for money."
3. The enemy of my enemy is my ally. The ally of my ally is my ally.
4. Never reveal all the details to your plan to anyone, no matter how close you think you may be to winning.


Bonus points if you get the twin trio of references.
 

Agent Larkin

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I have a few most of them ones i have seen and like so here goes.

1) Faugh A Bullagh (Clear the way) the battlecry of the 86th Dublin Fusileirs
2) At my age if i make it up it is an old saying (My grandmothers favourite)
3) Cork men only love three things 1. Cork 2. Micheal Collins 3. Women in that exact order
4) Who dares wins (thank you SAS)
5) First on the field last off (Motto of the 95th Rifles)
6) "Wasn't whats the worst that can happen what they thought when they elected Hitler?" "(very sarcasticly) Yes cause Hitler was sponsered by Dr. Pepper.)
7) FOR WHEATLOAF!!!!!!!!!!!! (don't ask)
8) Grenades natures peacemakers
9) "So you comfy there?" (I say this to any enemies in COD5 when i'm either watching them or standing behind them with a pistol)
10) When all else fails use a chainsaw (courtesy of my Father)
11) Hyena's natures bastards (courtesy of some random internet vid)
12) "This gun can shoot thirty rounds in a minute in well trained hands" is what the gun collector said before he began *click* "Usually well trained hands remeber the ammo" me standing near him laughing my ass off.
13) When all else fails blame the government
14) You call that i knive? Cause i call this a .357 magnum. (best game of COD5 ever)
15) "Nothing to worry about the enemy snipers are on the other side of the m-" (My friend while playing CTF in COD 3)
16) OH BOLLOCKS (covers nearly anything)
 

Oldmanwillow

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It is better to die with your principles than to live without them.

Yes ms. I am drunk but tomorrow i will be sober and you will still be ugly.

There is no such thing as a bad action, only bad consequences.

life is shit, but its our responsibility to make it better for the next person.

When the going gets tough, the tough get going.