Your "One does not simply..." moments in videogames.

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Judgement101

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"One does not simply hack anything in one try in System Shock 2"

Seriously, I've killed myself like 200 time on messing up hacking.
 

Olas

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One does not simply remember to save frequently in Mass Effect 1.

Remember that game? I can't tell you how many times I died and suddenly realized I had to go all the way back to the start of a mission losing over an hour of progress. Ya sure you can save the game literally whenever you want from the main menu screen but who actually remembers to do that all the time when you're engrossed in what's happening. MASS EFFECT, WHY YOU NO AUTOSAVE!!!
 

Proverbial Jon

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One does not simply obtain the "one does not simply..." achievement in Lego LOTR



Oh, wait...

One does not simply play Half Life 2: Episode 2 without squishing EVERY antlion grub.
One does not simply play as Isaac Clark without restoring power to EVERY primary system, in EVERY ship.
 

Luca72

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"One does not simply order a satellite and call it a day"

And I've been replaying DMC3, so this feels appropriate:

"One does not simply beat a ~10 minute mission in 10 minutes"
 

Shuguard

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One does not simply complete Sonic '06 (the buggiest sonic game ever on ps3).
One does not simply play as Issac Clarke and not stomp every corpse.
 

SonOfVoorhees

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Skoldpadda said:
"One does not simply buy only one Xbox360". (mine just died again today, :( coffee after the funeral)
Died again? I still have my original one i bought day one. I also read some people saying they are on there 7th, but to behonest if the 2nd one broke screw that. :) I guess there production line is very picky. Hopefully the new one will be better.....although i bet it will be made in the same damn factory in China. lol
 

nightingale

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One does not simply skip available dialogue, even if (s)he's heard it before.

One does not simply refuse a companion's loyalty mission.
 

Lunar Templar

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one does not simply; leave witnesses (genocide is the only answer in every level of every game ever :D)

one does not simply; leave 'stones unturned' (get your ass back there and check that corner! it might have goodies :D)

one does not simply; 'run away' from any monster five times bigger then you and has a suggested party min of 6 to kill (sack up and learn to solo shit junior -.-)
 

Ix Rebound

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mattttherman3 said:
One does not simply catch Charles Lee on the first try

Seriously, fuck that segment
jesus christ that bit took my over a dozen tries cause i didn't notice that fucking hole in the wall
who would have thought that you have to jump through a ring of fire instead of jumping through the (relatively) safe ship
 

Ix Rebound

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one does not simply join the good team in any online shooter

one does not simply join an online game and have their team winning

one does not simply have the higher leveled players on their team

one does not simply have a good pilot in Battlefield 3

one does not simply pull of the same bullshit move that someone else just used to kill you

one does not simply get a fatality right on their first try

one does not simply get a kill before they die on their first try of an online game
 

C4tt4nn4

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One does not simply play one mission in xcom.
one does not simply pick only one thing up in TES
 

kortin

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Silvanus said:
One does not simply open a Mann Co. Supply Crate. [http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Mann_Co._Supply_Crate_Key]
I do all the time. Why? Because I don't believe in using keys as currency. That's just bullshit.
I utterly despise the TF2 economy.


One does not simply ever kill Ornstein and Smough without Sunbros.